Best Pisses Poems
The Perfect DayA hot cup of tea greeting me—
first thing in the morning,
wife smiling unconditionally, xo!
hot water on tap, tsh…
neighbour’s doggy popping in to play,
“yap..yap..”
adding to the warmth,
a nice, steaming breakfast,
finishing the punch line of a poem—for a contest
colleagues in the department patting me...
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Categories:
pisses, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Cry Only For Those Who Cannot Hear YouThe wind did stir the thought in kind wanting - for if she knew my soul, just a spark
of it, I would be a rich man...
So long this ribbon of love that flows over the rocks of age and distant torment...
The gate keepers sit...
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Categories:
pisses, adventure, faith, happiness, inspirational,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
The Price of Last NightWaking to sight of day
The ironic disorientation
bedroom ceiling moviescreen
fades out this dreams last scene
left looking dumbfounded at tiles
Sunrays shine splintered through bent blinds
casting illuminous entities into otherwise
darker turf
Blanket tangles limbs and ambition tight
traversing body and shielding one eye
guarding it...
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Categories:
pisses, funny
Form:
Free verse
Gun ShotsSudden as thunder they crack in the night,
the boys in the lane leap over fences,
bottles crashing into stone walls,
and bullets whistle with echoing sound.
Political war,
Tribal war,
Gang war.
The boys fight with one another for the release of "the Don"
they rampage in the little town,
and round up...
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Categories:
pisses, confusion, death, fear,
Form:
Narrative
Gaslighting *******Your nothing, but a liar
Your nothing, but a home wrecker
Your nothing, but a dick
Your nothing, but a lazy *******
Your nothing, but a narcissist.
You think your right all the time
You think that emotions don't matter
You think that you can toy with me
You think you can forget...
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Categories:
pisses, anger, family, father, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Yangwin-YinwinShe started our discussion of EgoWin-EcoLogicalWin
Eastern NonDual CoArising Political Theory,
by reminding us that Deductive LeftBrain
has not always been WinLose competitive dominant;
there was a prior emerging moment in prehistory,
more of a herstory,
when WinWin cooperative EgoYang and EcoYin
were both LeftDeductive and RightInductive co-dominant,
when WinWin cooperation
knew life as...
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Categories:
pisses, earth, games, health, humor,
Form:
Political Verse
Genetalia and GenderDoes she want her very own vagina?
Yes, M to F trans girl...
Does she really really want a vagina?
It's like wanting to invert your fingers to
Make a mouth... No air could get through...
It wouldn't be able to speak...
But I'm sure you could get it to move...
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Categories:
pisses, gender,
Form:
Free verse
The Drama Queens DownunderMate I reckin’ I get some real ding bats visiting me
I’m fed up to the teeth and pissed off as can be
Streuth I swear that last one was one big big drama Queen
Her Type you’ll meet in the outback makin’ one hell of a scene
As...
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Categories:
pisses, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Free Cee Was It What It WasWAS IT WHAT IT WAS?
It was a time of temperance for a temper tamed
It was a time when, on beauty, was mournfulness and belligerence blamed
It was a time when a recently birthed masterpiece was smudged
It was a time for a liar to finally be judged
While...
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Categories:
pisses, angst, woman, time, time,
Form:
Monorhyme
Look At Me NowTime crawls by, as if determined to torture me in this state. Why won’t it go by faster? I want to get away from here. Away from this world.
Have you ever had the strong desire to just…go outside at midnight, and walk around? Happens...
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Categories:
pisses, childhood, dedication, depression, growing
Form:
By You Know, You Know the Thing"All men and woman created by you know, you know the thing"
You know... the thing from which it actually states "all men are created equal."
You know... the thing from which "we hold these truths to be self-evident."
You know... the thing from which "that they are...
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Categories:
pisses, america,
Form:
Carpe Diem
Genie SisThe Devil still plumbs the abysses
But girls know his serpent just hisses
If you really care
Let Eve tell you where
She pisses she misses French kisses!...
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Categories:
pisses, sensual,
Form:
Limerick
GabrielGabriel
Enter! Step across the threshold
unto a haunted house.
There’s tricky, tricky vermin here,
ssshhh ! Tread carefully like a mouse.
Heathens satyrs ,
bragging lazy waiters,
filthy filthy rats, large red cats.
A bully or two drunk through and through.
But mark me now all...
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Categories:
pisses, children,
Form:
Blank verse
If I Could Go Back...(Inspired At Starbucks#6)If I could back and
assassinate Plato
I would
No joke
if only the Time Machine
was scripture and H.G.Wells
was a prophet
I could go back and
assassinate Plato
I one time you want Sci Fi
to cease being fiction
is only for selfish reasons...
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Categories:
pisses, funnytime,
Form:
Free verse
BeautyBeauty with you I cry,
with you I am not afraid to live or die.
I don’t resent your mystery,
you are so perfect to me.
But the Creator pisses me off,
makes me want to scream,
“Come out come out wherever you are.”
Blind faith… for Christ...
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Categories:
pisses, angst, spiritual, trust, truth,
Form:
Free verse