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Best Pisses Poems

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The Perfect Day
A hot cup of tea greeting me—
first thing in the morning, 
wife smiling unconditionally, xo!  
hot water on tap, tsh…
neighbour’s doggy popping in to...

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© Ram R. V.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pisses, funny,
Form: Free verse



Cry Only For Those Who Cannot Hear You
The wind did stir the thought in kind wanting - for if she knew my soul, just a spark 
of it, I would be a...

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Categories: pisses, adventure, faith, happiness, inspirational,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
The Price of Last Night
Waking to sight of day
The ironic disorientation
bedroom ceiling moviescreen 
fades out this dreams last scene
left looking dumbfounded at tiles

Sunrays shine splintered through bent blinds
 ...

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Categories: pisses, funny
Form: Free verse
Gun Shots
Sudden as thunder they crack in the night,
the boys in the lane leap over fences,
bottles crashing into stone walls,
and bullets whistle with echoing sound.


Political war,
Tribal...

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Categories: pisses, confusion, death, fear,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Yangwin-Yinwin
She started our discussion of EgoWin-EcoLogicalWin
Eastern NonDual CoArising Political Theory,
by reminding us that Deductive LeftBrain
has not always been WinLose competitive dominant;
there was a prior emerging...

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Categories: pisses, earth, games, health, humor,
Form: Political Verse



Genetalia and Gender
Does she want her very own vagina?
Yes, M to F trans girl...
Does she really really want a vagina?
It's like wanting to invert your fingers to
Make...

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Categories: pisses, gender,
Form: Free verse
Gaslighting *******
Your nothing, but a liar
Your nothing, but a home wrecker
Your nothing, but a dick
Your nothing, but a lazy *******
Your nothing, but a narcissist.

You think your...

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© Megan Ryan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pisses, anger, family, father, poetry,
Form: Free verse
The Drama Queens Downunder
Mate I reckin’ I get some real ding bats visiting me
I’m fed up to the teeth and pissed off as can be
Streuth I swear that...

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Categories: pisses, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Look At Me Now
Time crawls by, as if determined to torture me in this state. Why won’t it go by faster? I want to get away from here....

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Categories: pisses, childhood, dedication, depression, growing
Form: I do not know?
Genie Sis
The Devil still plumbs the abysses
But girls know his serpent just hisses
If you really care
Let Eve tell you where
She pisses she misses French kisses!...

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Categories: pisses, sensual,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member By You Know, You Know the Thing
"All men and woman created by you know, you know the thing"

You know... the thing from which it actually states "all men are created equal."
You...

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Categories: pisses, america,
Form: Carpe Diem
Gabriel
Gabriel



Enter!   Step across the threshold
unto a haunted house.
There’s tricky, tricky vermin here, 
ssshhh !    Tread carefully like a mouse.

Heathens ...

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Categories: pisses, children,
Form: Blank verse
If I Could Go Back...(Inspired At Starbucks#6)
If I could back and 
assassinate Plato 
I would 
No joke 
if only the Time Machine 
was scripture and H.G.Wells 
was a prophet 
I could...

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Categories: pisses, funnytime,
Form: Free verse
Free Cee Was It What It Was
WAS IT WHAT IT WAS?

It was a time of temperance for a temper tamed
It was a time when, on beauty, was mournfulness and belligerence blamed
It...

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Categories: pisses, angst, woman, time, time,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Uncorking Bottled Man
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Palpable 
fear lurks
a mystery
in the Air
a certain 
eerie feel
suspects
an killers
can come
anywhere
The strike
is invisible 
no tools or
weapon no
no trace no
fngerprints 
It’s in thin air
creeps ..
shudder... horror
Now...

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Categories: pisses, analogy, angst, anxiety,
Form: Concrete

Book: Reflection on the Important Things