The Drama Queens Downunder

Mate I reckin’ I get some real ding bats visiting me I’m fed up to the teeth and pissed off as can be Streuth I swear that last one was one big big drama Queen Her Type you’ll meet in the outback makin’ one hell of a scene As she parades around with her la de dah airs and graces Carrying on like a rat bag when a rattle snake she faces Now it’s not my fault if a Koala goes and pisses on her dress But she goes all ***** like and cries out in distress And when she encounters a real beaut crocodile She actually goes bonkers and acts all infantile Now the blokes around her perve and act without restraint Flies she cannot tolerate, the heat it makes her faint I tell you mate that chooks a real flamin’ garbor Especially when she takes a gander at big cockie on the floor Yep mate I reckon’ on nature that sheila’s not real keen And to top it off a real flamin’ arty-fartie drama Queen! ____________________ ding bat: slightly mad ratbag: person who acts foolishly beaut: good, great bonkers: Of unsound mind chook: slang woman perve: look at with admiration gander: look at cockie: cockroach sheila: woman arty-fartie: type of put down of a person When living in the Australia outback it is always a surprise when A new comer visits and does somewhat over react when meeting unexpectedly for the first time some of our beloved Australia native animals, insects and reptiles