Best Pc Poems

My finger hovers
Shall I turn you on today
You lie there tempting me
I need to know what buttons to press
But when I press those buttons
You respond immediately and burst into life
Every Wednesday you leave me little messages
I try to ignore them but you are so persistent
You...

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The dancing flames lit up her hair
In shades of dark and light
She looked at me with longing eyes
That sparkled in the night.
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What a strange one, my PC,
orange, gray and white.
Only time she sits on me
I'm downstairs at night.

That's when she's my laptop. I
like her, soft and fat,
snuggled on me, for she's my
personal (lap) cat!


(This is example of 7/5 trochee and best I could do for discussing...

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Three years have passed since diagnosis
then I was told that cancer entered me
in the prostate was where it did dwell
but consultant was sure of setting me free

Various tests were done upon me
MRI, bone scan and CT were all clean
thankfully it had not spread anywhere
then biopsy...

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It’s not that I am bald;
It’s just that I am follicly challenged.
It’s not that I am short;
It’s just that I am vertically challenged.
It’s not that I am fat;
It’s just that I am sveltely challenged.

It’s not that I am Caucasian;
It’s just that I am pigmentationly challenged.
It’s...

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Who’s been planting censorship seeds 
growing these trees that will not leaf 
referendums divide countries 
hornet immigration killing our bees 

Oh my god that’s racist Trim
if hornets come we let them in 
send those bees into conflict 
birds won’t fight though gender conscript 
Equality ay...

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You tempt me
As I sense your presence by my side
The whisper of your flowing silken dress
A whiff of fragrant jasmine scent.
 
You tempt me
With each flicker of your doe-brown eyes
Shadowed in lilac hues and full dark lashes
A smile, partly concealed on pouting lips.
 
You tempt...

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In the heart of the Loire valley
Where the river wends its way
A young dreamer lured by nature
Free of care played music gay
 
As he wandered along footpaths
Playing lightly on his flute
By the vineyards in abundance
And the orchards full of fruit.
 
It was there that he...

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MY SOMEDAY PC

Someday when I’ll lose all my fading imagination
I’ll ask my PC to bring from the clipboard a poem for me.
It’ll inscribe a sonnet on the splendor of the rising sun
in programmed words formatting dreams I failed to see.

Someday when I’ll miss the melody...

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In this modern age of ours 
with all the gadgets of the day 
pc's, laptops, i-phones, tablets 
what would our ancestors say? 

These new things are all well and good 
but they do take up lots of time time 
that can be so precious 
so...

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She whimpers and whirs
She banters and she b****es
Tired of my abuse
She’s exacting her revenge
This may be my last message…

Look! She just censored my second line! 
This is total b*****s, PC!! What the h......

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With our new PC GENERATION
 Texting seems a total obsession
 Our heads bowed down on tiny screens 
 Writing confessions that everyone sees

Letters used to arrive from friends
 Right through my front door
 Now ure lucky to get a text
 It's not the same our...

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For anyone owning a pc
Does not have it worse than me
I have a degree in technology
Oh computer gods hear my plea

I went from windows 7 to ten and back again
I encounter viruses from now until then
I work crazy hours to fix pc issues
Could someone please...

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You make the minutes dribble
Down the meanderings of time
First drizzling 
Then dripping
In dribs and drabs
Then dropping 
In driblets
That drain the hours
And drown the days 
And I
With my drowsy eyes
My drifting mind
And shaking hand
Turn a deaf ear
To the hue and cry
To the whys
And the wherefores
of your...

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I’m offended by ‘ski slope,’
they should be ‘ski inclines,’
they’re insulting Asian people,
have those fools lost their minds?

I’m offender by ‘Black’ Russians,
when made by pale people,
I’m offended by ‘cow’ boys,
for excluding the bulls!

I’m offended by those who will
mock diversity,
the world would be much better off
if more...

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