Joe Flach Poet Free verse

Pc Challenged

It’s not that I am bald;
It’s just that I am follicly challenged.
It’s not that I am short;
It’s just that I am vertically challenged.
It’s not that I am fat;
It’s just that I am sveltely challenged.

It’s not that I am Caucasian;
It’s just that I am pigmentationly challenged.
It’s not that I am boring;
It’s just that I am gregariously challenged.
It’s not that I am clumsy;
It’s just that I am gracefully challenged.

It’s not that I am a racist;
It’s just that I am diversity acceptance challenged.
It’s not that I am a cheat;
It’s just that I am monogomistically challenged.
It’s not that I am lazy;
It’s just that I am motivationally challenged.

It’s not that I am being sarcastic;
It’s just that I am political correctedness challenged.

(NOTE:  Please do not think I am all of those things…It is just a poem.)

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Nandita Das May 6, 2015 at 2:57 AM Hahaha...how i enjoyed this poem. A favorite for sure.

Skat A May 3, 2015 at 8:53 PM Joe, Congratulations on having your poem featured this week. SKAT love

Poet Destroyer A May 3, 2015 at 7:57 PM Joe, Dropped by to say hi and congratulate you on having your poem selected by Soup's Administration. This is a wonderful poem to have featured on the homepage. ~Always & Forever~ LINDA

Linda Milgate July 5, 2010 at 3:24 PM love it, not poetically challenged!

Kabuteng P.Ink K. July 4, 2010 at 9:19 PM enjoyed this one Joe--very nice reasonings ;) I like how you approached this poem of yours and hmm I wonder which of these can actually apply to you??? --btw, It's not that I'm a rebel; It's just that I am rule-y challenged hahaha pls read my soupmail to ya! thanks thanks!! :) --nikko :)

Linda-Marie Sweetheart July 4, 2010 at 1:35 PM A cool poem too Joe.. and all those fancy smancy words.. its not that u are just a good friend.. its that u are exceptionally friendly challenged and I luv that about u and how u makes u laugh.. find the funny bone and u find fun in life.. good one my friend.. with luv from the "Sweetheart" in Hawaii.. on vacation attempting lava surfing ..haha.. AlohA.. not that I am afraid or anything.. my boyfriend thinks he's 25 instead of 55..

Diiamond Rich July 4, 2010 at 11:20 AM Loved this piece here.. I'm new so have mercy and I hope you have an open mind my styles pretty different. Enjoy ya day

Doris Culverhouse July 4, 2010 at 10:56 AM funny...diversity thoughtfulness challenged?