It Was Nothing Personal, Pc

She whimpers and whirs
She banters and she b****es
Tired of my abuse
She’s exacting her revenge
This may be my last message…

Look! She just censored my second line! 
This is total b*****s, PC!! What the h...
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Eastman Avatar
August 19, 2013 at 10:05 AM
You have more wit in your pinky... than anyone should have... Loved it... LOL
Dietrich Avatar
August 2, 2013 at 12:58 AM
haha, you are having too much fun lately.
Jones Avatar
August 1, 2013 at 3:35 PM
Well.....I'm sure glad mine has an off button.....cause I'm the master of it!!!! Good one Tim....
Ober Avatar
July 31, 2013 at 12:06 PM
Gosh, I just love your sense of humour, Tim! I also love when you tinker with tankas! ;)
Mohammed Avatar
July 30, 2013 at 6:38 AM
You've got to spank it for indecent behaviour lol.Love your humour Tim.
Lamoureux Avatar
July 29, 2013 at 4:58 PM
Ha Ha, you just gotta love it. Reminds me of my GPS that I had when I was in Italy we named he crazy B**ch. Thanks for the chuckle Tim.
La France Avatar
July 29, 2013 at 4:42 PM
Hi Tim, your poem reminds me of my old computer who only worked when she felt like it, she has been replaced and yes I do remember when we used to talk poetry etc, in the past and it is so true I do not comment much or even come on the site as often, my health and my work are my excuses, but when I do write, I put my heart and soul into the words, it is somehow more meaningful than mass producing poems, I used to enter every contest, now it must inspire me. Constance
Beaufort Avatar
July 28, 2013 at 6:09 PM
OMG--they missed it!
Beaufort Avatar
July 28, 2013 at 6:08 PM
They can use it in the title of several movies like octo..... and what's new p*ssycat? What the heck? Pussycat!
Beaufort Avatar
July 28, 2013 at 6:07 PM
Yes, thank-you. The PCness of all of this is going overboard. I could not even refer to a pu*sycat on this crazy website.
Toran Avatar
July 28, 2013 at 6:00 PM
When my PC acts up, I always end up slapping the monitor when I should be slapping the PC. I don't know why but I guess the monitor's the closest thing to me! LOL!! Loved your writing!...Milt
A   Avatar
July 28, 2013 at 5:41 PM
Tim, oh Tim, how it's time how it's time!!! I think we all need friends.... Maybe you should treat your women a little nicer,,, and than maybe they would respond with manner... luv...Linda
Hendricks Avatar
July 28, 2013 at 5:31 PM
Hahaha. It sounds as if you're in a love-hate relationship with the b***h. Love your poem, Mr Funny Man. Licia :-)
A  Avatar
July 28, 2013 at 4:30 PM
time for a new one. lol. it's funny my sister named her computer. ..babe....lol.... Skat
Eastman Avatar
July 28, 2013 at 3:25 PM
Loved this one... I'm considering making a book... but need more work...need book covers, borders, how do I want to put it together, ect... and I have to find an agent (most publishers want an agent to screen them first)... and of course the money to print.it. And Market it... Unless I make it myself... Looking into that, too.. There are a lot of tutorials on the internet.... And tons of options.
Bauer Avatar
July 28, 2013 at 3:00 PM
ha! funny one, tim! i like!
Tacito Avatar
July 28, 2013 at 2:38 PM
LOL!!!!!! Machines know when the user is pissed. That's why they act up for fun. =) Nice job!
Richards Avatar
July 28, 2013 at 1:47 PM
Did I just hear the shattering of a computer screen??? ....$$$$$$$$ !!! oh no.......that was me !! :(
Onclaud Avatar
July 28, 2013 at 12:57 PM
you are a laughing gas, tim.... don;t wonder if my lungs burst.. my pc has a mind of its own too... thanks for coming by and congrats on your wins!..:) hugggs
Neels Avatar
July 28, 2013 at 10:59 AM
lol with you around you PC needs to censor you :) just kidding Tim! Hope you are enjoying your weekend and thank you for the smiles your always bring to my face.. hugs Wilma
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