Best Payments Poems

BP explosion;
livelihoods devastated--
claim payments delayed...

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Sleep number sixty-five,
get a set of Ginsu knives.
One hundred fifty all time hits,
a rowing machine to make you fit.

An amazing chamois to dry your car,
a GPS to tell you how far.
A contour belt to tighten your abs,
a portable treadmill melt away flab.

We'll teach you to...

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If ignorance is no excuse 
under the law.
Can you imagine what stupid is?
Stupid are the people who
Win the lottery and have 
A good time spending money
and some give it away,
Not saving a dime for a rainy day.
Then to their regret, 
they even end up in...

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As a kid I wouldn’t of thought that this is how it was, 
For every feeling of giving up, 
For every kick of the drum; 
My heart would call my bluff. 
As as a kid all I wanted was a feeling I could grow up,...

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