Panders at the Zoo

The Panders have come to the Washington Zoo. They’ve got much to say, but near none of it’s true. Those cute little panderers, both black and white, make appeals to the left and concede to the right. They’ll give you down payments and not tax your tips. Like the Bush lied to Moses and said, “Read my lips!” They can’t help their lies or the oaths they are takin’, Such a cute little orange one, and the cuddly Jamaican. The border, evictions, and the free car loans of course; I could go on for stanzas, not to beat a dead horse. “The end of democracy!” if you don’t vote; they’ll promise a shirt while they’re taking your coat. Yes, the Panders have come to the Washington Zoo, tossing nuts through the bars to me and to you.