Best Pardons Poems

Surfing new releases
On the poetry site
When up popped a new ad
To my sheer delight!
From "Pardons Canada"
All flashy and red
Replete with maple leafs...
Sold! On I read.

"Need a Canadian pardon?"

Rubbing my eyes,
Have I got the whole story?
We're selling a rebrand;
Pardon the new "sorry".


18.02.27

Robert Haigh's
Make Me Laugh...

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A Pardon was given to two turkeys,
Joe the hunter made a blunder,
Hunter forgot his laptop,
and Joe sniffed a lot,
while both are confusing to all.

Forgetting the wondering Joe,
fell off a bike putting on a show,
as stubborn as a blue mule,
we now lack diesel fuel,
while he eats...

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by Wayne Wysocki

As the president pardoned the turkey
From a fate so horribly grim,
He couldn't help but wonder
Who would be pardoning him....

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Real feelings.

Those niceties! Those smiles! Fake words to cover the long, lonely journey of miles!

Glass eyes - trying to be warmer but trying in vein!
Flow through, dinner and drinks.
Polite sounds hiding real feelings and real - still real raw pain.

Talk, talk, talk - with no...

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