O' Pardons Canada

Surfing new releases
On the poetry site
When up popped a new ad
To my sheer delight!
From "Pardons Canada"
All flashy and red
Replete with maple leafs...
Sold! On I read.

"Need a Canadian pardon?"

Rubbing my eyes,
Have I got the whole story?
We're selling a rebrand;
Pardon the new "sorry".


18.02.27

Robert Haigh's
Make Me Laugh
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Dietrich Avatar
March 17, 2018 at 10:38 AM
great humor. Is this contest still going on? If so, great luck for a win! (I think it's the little laughter contest still going on and which to me, seems super difficult)
Pigeon Tart Avatar
March 17, 2018 at 11:23 AM
Meh, an N/A, but ya either get it or you don't, such is humour lol ;) DELIGHTED you enjoyed it! <3
Hopper Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 10:32 AM
Lol I love how your personality is alive in your poetry
Pigeon Tart Avatar
March 2, 2018 at 6:51 AM
Tee hee ;) thankya Anna! xomo
Vaso Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 12:05 AM
I read the same add, as soon as I did I went out and robbed a bank! pardon in hand!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 6:36 AM
Oh good, I wasn't sure just how targetted I was with that ad. Lemme know how it works! ;) xomo
Gauthier Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 11:27 PM
LOL - This cracked me up. Totally delightful, Maureen. Top marks forhumour!!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 6:33 AM
Huzzah! Thank you :) I knew it'd be hit or miss, delighted you like it! xomo <3
Talbot Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 9:28 PM
Yeah, and I don't quite get it, but a good read. Good luck in the contest... Mick8en
Pigeon Tart Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 6:30 AM
I'm sorry, Canuck's are world renown for saying sorry all the time. ;)
One Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 10:09 AM
hahahaha!!!!!... i think this one will do well... Your muse is on fire..
Pigeon Tart Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 10:13 AM
Huzzah! Thank you for being my test subject! I'm never really sure how my sense of humour will be received ;) a certain amount of Canadiana understanding required for this one. xomo!
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