Best Owners Poems
A New Boat Owners First Emergency--WARNING BUZZER SOUNDS--
A moment of much worry!
Oh...friend's phone's ring tone...
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Categories:
owners, boat, humor,
Form:
Haiku
The Slave Owners Birthday SurpriseI'm the owner of a large plantation
From generations has been passed down
On my property, close to a hundred slaves
Need I mention it's in the South
My slaves all know their place
Though I know they all love me
Cause I don't beat them when I want
I just beat...
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Categories:
owners, discrimination, slavery, violence,
Form:
Free verse
Legislators Are the New Mill OwnersJUSTICE
They stare out at us unsmiling
from tintypes of the first photographs,
from the tea-colored pictures
of thin, ragged immigrants, huddled
in cold bare rooms in tenements,
children clinging, dazed and frightened,
their paltry belongings tied in scarves.
They look out from pictures of dreary pioneers,
in front of...
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Categories:
owners, anger, angst, feelings, humanity,
Form:
Free verse
Xenial: Pet Owners and Their Pets3. "God sends pets without wings so no one will suspect they are angels ..." Unkown
Active behavior creates dynamic energy, fundamentals guarantee,
healthy incredible jewel keeper
leisurely manageable nonaggressive obedient pet
qualities radiate sun-kissing
teasingly unrivaled vying
winsome *xenial
yen zeal
(...now I know...
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Categories:
owners, analogy, animal, appreciation, caregiving,
Form:
ABC
Cooperative Future OwnersKids,
like adults,
who become ecologically active,
join in gardening,
urban, and suburban, and rural cooperative farming,
green environmental sciences,
school gardens as group art installations
and outdoor entertainment
and spirit/nature nondualistic humane-divine experience,
tend to be joiners and stayers,
sometimes annoying OpenSpace Occupiers
Who stray away
from competing subcultures
and millennially stray toward
green cooperatively-owned and
matriarchally co-managing climates
of...
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Categories:
owners, earth, education, environment, green,
Form:
Political Verse
River Sea Sign OwnersRiver Sea Sign Owners or Bunch of Loners
River Sea has several signs out front
Which never was what any of us want;
About it, what is exactly being done?
With signs still setting there in the sun.
According to latest word we have heard
None of this should ever have...
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Categories:
owners, encouraging, humorous, inspirational,
Form:
Couplet
The Owners ManualIf only she could have come with a book,
That told me exactly how to use her,
Then her memory would not be a blur,
And I could have taken a second look.
I remember the effort that it took,
For me to get things the way that they were,
Only...
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Categories:
owners, lost loveme, me,
Form:
Italian Sonnet
Dog Ownersfirst mow of the year
this grass smells kind of funky
what’s this on my shoe...
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Categories:
owners, spring,
Form:
Haiku
Difference Between Circus Animal OwnersClown B has a cat who does marvelous tricks.
She can open cupboards and loves to do it.
The circus audience laughs at her abilities, but not at her.
She is a show off; her name is Princess.
She is treated like a queen.
She is well-loved, well-fed and spoiled.
She...
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Categories:
owners, animal,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Cat OwnersI have just made a startling observation -
with a bit of important information.
My cats really own the house.
(I'm sure you're thinking "How?")
Well, the term "homeowner"
contains the word "meow"!...
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Categories:
owners, cat, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Dogs and their Owners
You’ve heard it said a dog’s mug
often resembles his or her owner’s?
I for one have no reason to doubt it.
Why, just the other day while walking
my dog, I passed a lady of fine breeding
walking her poodle, its hair frizzed
and dyed to match her...
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Categories:
owners, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Poetry Soup OwnersSing praises
For the soup has returned
Its been to long
I’m glad it’s returned
A place for us poets that truly
love spill
A community of writing
at will
A family indeed
So thanks to the owners
To whom we like to feed
Our passions and reflections
our hopes and our dreams
Thank you
For bring us back...
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Categories:
owners, happiness
Form:
Free verse
Shaggy Dog Limericks IiThe Bichon Frise
The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou
That the crowd duly wowed has to coo
‘Til the dog starts to droop
And its owner to scoop
Some acutely embarrassing doo
The Border Collie
It was not Albert Einstein who dared
To think E = mc2
But rather...
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Categories:
owners, animal, cute, dog, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Dog LoveDogs are loved by their owners whenever
they get noticed: they’re cute and so clever.
Often though (it’s not fair!)
we forget they are there.
But do dogs forget us? Hell no — never!...
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Categories:
owners, animal, dog, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Doodoo'sWalking down the countryside footpath,
Side stepping here and there,
Looking downwards as I go,
Missing the beauty all around me,
Only seeing what's left behind,
Bags thrown in the hedge and on the ground,
Trying not to step in what has not been cleaned,
It's not the scenery I want to...
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Categories:
owners, beauty, dog, environment, nature,
Form:
Free verse