Best Overslept Poems

Overslept
     by Amy Swanson   11/2008

A little something to make you laugh ;)



Alarm clock didn't ring this morning;
Overslept - and now I'm late!
(but I would have stayed in bed,
had I known what lay in wait!)

Weatherman said "sunny skies"
I headed out...

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I remember watching
all those women
desperately trying to catch
their dripping youth.
Tapping, smudging, massaging
all kinds of miraculous liquids
advertised by grinning ladies
with blocked face nerves.

I would smirk,
grab a bar of chocolate
and go outside
with no cream on, no hat,
no gloves, no worries,
pitting them a little.

Those lazy women,
who stopped and...

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