Where Is Grandma

We decided to be elegant
Have breakfast outside on the veranda
A gorgeous Florida day

Where is mom?
Our mother asked.
No one knew.

What is a toaster doing on the table?
Daddy asked.
No one knew.

Where is grandma? I asked.
Maybe she overslept, Mom said.
Dad said, “As if we could be that lucky!”

Grandma had kind of invited herself.
She is a big nut and keeps us happy.
We three kids love it that she came.

“Hey! What’s this?” My six-year-old brother asked.
A sign that said, “push me!”
He pushed the down lever.

Grandma came popping out of the toaster
Once again delighting us kids
And mortifying our parents.

Best trick ever!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Rodrigues Avatar
September 16, 2020 at 3:51 PM
LOL! Too funny! Who doesn’t like a poptart! ;)
Krutsinger Avatar
September 16, 2020 at 10:33 PM
I think everybody does.
Wolf Avatar
September 16, 2020 at 8:36 AM
Grandma was an ace magician back in the day, eh?! What a trick! Magnificent! :) gw
Krutsinger Avatar
September 16, 2020 at 10:33 PM
My relatives are tricky for sure.
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