Where Is Grandma

We decided to be elegant Have breakfast outside on the veranda A gorgeous Florida day Where is mom? Our mother asked. No one knew. What is a toaster doing on the table? Daddy asked. No one knew. Where is grandma? I asked. Maybe she overslept, Mom said. Dad said, “As if we could be that lucky!” Grandma had kind of invited herself. She is a big nut and keeps us happy. We three kids love it that she came. “Hey! What’s this?” My six-year-old brother asked. A sign that said, “push me!” He pushed the down lever. Grandma came popping out of the toaster Once again delighting us kids And mortifying our parents. Best trick ever!