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Ins and Outs

This is what life’s all about:
We barrel in and totter out.

Along the way, we smile or pout
And try our best to conquer doubt.

We may be rebels or devout,
Remain unnoticed or have clout,

Yet we survive, in flood or drought,
Our whispers rising to a shout

As we fight in our final bout;
Then, like a candle, fizzle out.

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      I know an ambitious politician
      His nose in the sky like a patrician
          Looks down on all others
          As voters, not brothers
      Appointed ‘Chief of Dog-doo Emissions’

The Ins and Outs

Oh the demise in my condensing absolute abyss
There is no sunrise for the corridors are barely lit...
It is an explosion a debacle of hell,
That I truly dwell in the shadows with demons...
If only my guts could be spewed,
And thus slowly viewed by the many that wander...
A chaotic rage that has surly passed
The decaying stage of collapse...
Emotions that have little or no,
Motions to surface again...
I have the smile of the clown a jester
Who will stand upside down for laughter,
Only to show a frown of neglect...
Oh such sweet sorrows...
If not for the borrows--  I would be vanquished.

A parade of colourful beauty within
The colossal charade of lasting love...
The rivers vividly flow--
And the sun does show its rays of light
The flowers flourish and blossom,
With air so awesome-- aromas that linger
Angels that fly from east to west—
For they are not shy to show their best...
Such divine expressions—and
Devout confessions of the soul...
I am the court jester—
A laughing and loving protester for love.


March.31.2016
For Contest...Who ARE you?
By Catie Lindsey


Part Time Drop-Outs

letters, numbers, dashes, commas, apostrophes
How can somebody ask you for ID How can you Mark you are not an authority and even an authority as to graduate,
You Mark You create Facebook for better and worse,
Like wise  
letters, numbers, dashes, commas, apostrophes
Trevor Martin is death people with Id's do so also
letters, 
numbers, 
dashes,
commas, 
apostrophes
That's an all lot to respect journalism that you are also -with property-
Doing
I am crazy to see you on my premises asking me for numbers, dashes, commas, apostrophes
and a serial number for my Workshop in Fantasies 
and charging me fees 
like for all my ME's
included those
-Teaching Degrees

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Premium Member Caves - Ins and Outs

Caves are dark, dank, sinister havens for rising damp
Mere cavities in the ground, veiled from light of day
Yet caves are heralded, admired and cherished
For a swarm of reasons, just mind the bats

Caves are drop inns
Hikers and natives welcome finding a cave
They provide shelter from wind and rain
A great place to stay the night, light a fire
To enjoy the cosy charm of safe seclusion

Caves are art galleries
The walls are dotted with new and ancient graffiti
Hand-prints, paintings, scribbles and scenes
Made by artists with no where else to hang their stuff
Revealed by flickering flames and dim filtered beams of light

Caves are museums and dumps
Visitors leave their junk in caves
Animals topple in and get trapped
Caves are a great place for animals to die
These dumps are bliss to archaeologists
Who drool over skeletons, artefacts and such old-time junk

Caves are cathedrals and awe-catches
Endless aeons of dirty drips yield fabulous
On floor and ceiling displays of
Glistening stalactites and stalagmites
The cavernous space, silence and eerie dankness
Makes visitors gasp with adoration and awe
Highlighted by the uniqueness, isolation and remoteness of caves

So duck-in to a cave when you pass one by
and you'll discover the ins and outs of caves
Caves are awesome and strangely welcoming
Despite their darkness, dampness and malevolence


Ins and Outs the Manifesto

spectators!  we march! 
advance upon the blind 
with your cultured eyes
and tone torpedo tongue
rage on molars hail delirium
he's smelling the blood of puppets
ventricles be defiant 
the neon carnivals have electrocuted themselves
it's time to eat the high priests
and their goddess Anesthesia
free the nervous system
held incommunicado
to the end of the page
let the fan mail erupt
written in holy ashes
THE ENTIRE HUMAN 
A SINGLE ORGAN OF PERCEPTION!
zzzt  hisss gurgle
We interrupt this program
to fill in the blanks 
must be the reception
win a  night with Androgen and Estrogen
those two comics
guess who's at the font door 
you won't be gone long
GONE LONG!
somebody change the channel
pull cupid pull,
it's your anniversary
aim it at the carousel ostriches
we are all going to be recorded
find your costume
bird cage for your head
frying pans strapped to feet
the horizon is circular last time I looked
it meets again and again 
without permission
the universe is like that
zero variable
variable density
zero density
ordered and persistent
I haven't always slept in doorways
ideas got us this far
c'mon shoes let's lose the blues


From "Engine of Didactic Beauty" available on Amazon
http://tinyurl.com/nhfk6dr

Ins and Outs Part 4

Author's note: This is an epic length poem that will have to be split into parts and will be serialized in successive posts.

Part 3


Dr. D. confers in panic 
with Rex and boys at the Limbo Saloon
by now my eyes are ping pong balls 
the final recommendation is for 
ritual abandonment
Fra Umbilicus answers his page 
in the monastery wing
and servos his motorchair up to my railing
intones the curse of the catacombs
think of it as original my sin er son

how the flat line fooled the experts 
was on the 6 o'clock
perhaps it was the fact 
that it went vertical
tripping alarm buzz circuits 
from Hell to breakfast
like a reeking retching lurching 
Nietschean Lazarus
a scarred and demented Universe 
gave birth to itself
and the combined riotous 
and cheering populations
of BURN WARD 3 
and AMPUTATION WARD 2 
and NARCOLEPSY WARD 666
cameras pick up deicide in the stairwell
a theomachian commotion 
clangity-whaaang go the
oxygen tanks bouncing four flights
plopity-smash go
the out/intravenous bottles
whackety-crack 
goes his portable Respiropump
screechety-eech 
goes NEURO WARD's $90,000 Lobotoscan
cascading sympathetically


8er from Decatur

straining against the tube works 
and their attached impedimenta
beneath the basement corridor steam pipes
awakening autopsy cadavers
with every labored pitch and yaw
bursting through the fire exit 
on the firing squad's day off
out onto St. Hilarity's loading dock
he turns and waves howdy-ose amigoes
to the gathered throngs 
Musela, Tex, the Santa Guadalupe Mariachis
slams Lucille the ambulance's door
severing all connections
arm tube nose tube mouth tube 
chest tube piss tube
hits the throttle light bar and siren
and lets Lucille's squealing wheels
burn rubber clear down 
to the land of rubber plantations
until the tank hits empty
and memory returns syllables 
and lost parts of speech
the twin t's of utterance two swords
and fate the swindler of souls 
has a blowout
at 90 at 5...at 15...
the separated twins
separate the H-O-R-I-Z-O-N
into before and after
rhyming less on the outside
than on the inside out
a vacation follows



From "Engine of Didactic Beauty" available on Amazon
http://tinyurl.com/nhfk6dr

Tales of Two Run Outs

There was a legend in the world of cricket,
For whom fans rushed to buy the tickets.
Who started  getting run out on 1st wicket 
And like a poem, got run-out as well in his last ODI wicket.

He had a long hair and dazzling charm,
Far and wide he was so suprisingly calm,
He proved world there’s more to life than being a ticket collector.
He turned his life around, an exmaple of perfect motivator.

He grabbed the open opportunity to be a leader,
His tactics make him seem like a mind reader,
Helping India win the inaugural T20 cup 
His presence alone lifted the team spirit up.

Removing all seniors was a risk indeed,
Could have costed India's position to recede.
But his guts were at level unmatched,
He used his bat like another arm attached.

Fastest runner between the wicket,
Quickest stumper to blow off wicket,
Calmest skipper who triumphed the English game,
With steel of nerves, brought glory to India's name.

He anchored our nation to lift ODI cup,
Couple years bought the Champions cup 
Refused to surrender to fate of being idle,
Worked hard to become youngster's IDOL.

No player can match his legacy,
Few can achieve his supremacy ,
Old Fogies envy him with jealousy,
Because what he got aint normalcy,

Ins and Outs Vs the Flying Saucer Pilots

I have an important message
for man's best friend
humming like rolling wheels at 90
incandescent like a hubcap overhead
listen to this you highway palm readers
the pressure in this tire
is anatomically incorrect
and at four atmospheres
ALERT!  ALERT!
all radar units report your locI and foci
on the plan-it planet,
space never got named
by causes and their waiting effects
the secret of death
is to pay no attention to it
I go with the info dear recipient
info in outfo out
if we never meet
tell them I ain't invisible
it may not be much
but it won't be enough either 
wheels for legs radio screaming
entertaining beyond abomination
we Febrilacs from planet Nu-Oc
speak our own language,
if monotony generates subtlety
it must be high resolution
because others have done so 
is not enough
in zero plastic space
the big molecule
a million moving parts
sonic on the inside freezing out
do we try to figure it out  in
here's the secret
amnesia is the root of all comedy
blame it on the invisible 
beans from outer space
and their gift 
the list of blisters

In and Out, Prelude To the Epic 'Ins and Outs'

In

after going all night off the map to dawn
on the newly opened Metaphysical Gridway
I am awakened by the black buzz of flies
and a persistent hiss of escaping steam
in my chest a hole where the piston went
misfire specialists been at it all night
looks like it is missing altogether
heart missing!
and I'm supposed to remain calm!
I hear the motel desk man's radio voice
the motel TV is on an older Aztec console
he's reading today's roadside advisory
with the ancient music of the spheres under
or is it over

my angels in white are singing like sirens
their little red wagon glissandos up the gravel
outside the screen door in the neon
local code blue team goes crash cart
my ballooning eyes watch a blurring scenario
as they pump in earth air fire and water
being as my hood was already up so to speak
I remain stuck fast waiting for spare parts
long into day


Out

there's neon signs in my head
there's a desert motel in my head
there's peeling wallpaper in my head
there's copulation and murder in my head
there's smashed windows in my head
there's a falling sane man
in my insane head



From "Engine of Didactic Beauty" available on Amazon
http://tinyurl.com/nhfk6dr

Ins and Outs Part 2

Author's note: This is an epic length poem that will have to be split into parts and will be serialized in successive posts.

Part 2

act three

in the third act delirious 
the laws of physics etc.
he coughs his lungs out 
in wheezing jets
internal combustion is internal combustion
his bed of wheels begins to roll
first one wheel then the others
cough cough cough
his wheels roll the length of 
NEURO WARD 4's corridor
to the NEURO elevator 
and its NEURO music
by now familiar to you 
as that song in the head
cough cough cough
3 2 1 doors open out 
upon the concrete parking lot
out to Lucille the Oldsmobile 
they recognize one another
why no one knows 
this is an orphan's tale
composed with the licensed use 
of Orphan Guild secrets
raised on the back seat 
suckled by giant oranges
weaned on foot long hot dogs 
at the nation's roadside
Musella my injection!

act four

in the 4th phantom of the opera 
the tank hits empty
his lungs flat and black 
as a piece of big rig recap
in desperation piles bricks on seat
heaves bricks back onto concrete
salutes au revoir to the mirror's horizon
and rolls onward 
propelled by what is equal
what is opposite 
according to St. Newton
the law of the motor 
what goes in must come out
seriously Lucille rolls 
upon the concrete gridway
steering herself autonomously
everything left to chance
we now know any nightmare 
propelled by what is equal and opposite
will roll through the divider 
and off the bed-road
Musella vacuums up the glass 
and sorts out the tubing
our fugitive lays low by his radio 
signal up full
awaiting the footsteps 
and stethoscope of Tex Amphora
the archaeologist cowboy surgeon
took my case in a bar stool wager 
betting on flesh made perfect
the fool the angel

5 minute intermission

they taught me how to act 
onstage I mean in stages
strangers said I'd grow out of it
friends said I'm gonna die from it
there comes a time in a youth's youth
when he discovers 
that the machinery on the interstate
can play the sound of skidding wheels 
on a Steinway
so

a much needed musical interlude then
acto sexto



From "Engine of Didactic Beauty" available on Amazon
http://tinyurl.com/nhfk6dr

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The Ins and Outs of Silence

four vignettes on silence

I
Muteness broadcasted
hush-hush flaunted
just like a coverall,
silence is a blanket
on human telepathy and intent.

II
It's simple, actions speak as loudly as words.
Silent treatment can be an
autumn breeze,
granting space
cooling tempers.

III
Sulkiness can be likened to
green gall, blatant brooding
and withdrawal characterized as
yellow cowardice,
Passive aggressive behavior exposed.

IV
Cats, life-long friends, co-workers all employ
loving acts, yet silence...
licking, ankle rubs
eye winks, hugs
waves and smiles.

July 29, 2019

Black Outs

OMG What a day so far. Woke up at 7 to use the little girls room and blacked out again  until about 10 when the kids found me. three hours on the floor not moving. GEESH !!! Hospital still can't figure it out. Unexplained black outs and fainting is the diagnosis. Have to have someone with me at all times. HHHMMM Can I have Luke, Blake or Sammy. LOL

Premium Member Old Run Ins and Outs

Ran into an old friend 
just the other day.

Has to have been
50 years
another way.

She made that big mistake
of asking what I've been up to.

Well, I've been studying
systematic multicultural theology
and, then, regenerative ecology.

Oh,
that sounds nice.
Probably keeps you out of trouble.

Yes, well, I guess it is nice,
but not trouble-free.
Another word
might be "athletic."

Like soccer?

More like gymnastics
and long distance running.
Anyway,
have you ever heard of Process Theology?
It has a first Christian cousin
in Creation Theology,

Brought to us sytematically
by Matthew Fox,
but also rooted more experientially,
synergetically,
by both Eastern and Western nature/spirit mystics.

Well, sounds like I have some homework
to do--to catch up.

Just Google process theology
or creation theology
or, better, both
and see if you can see
positive correlations
for those with ears
to hear.

Ok, well, thanks.
I'll get right on that.

Then, look up regenerative ecology,
restorative environmental justice
and try creation ecology--
and maybe positive psychology's Theory of Original Matriarchal Attachment.
See if they all sound alike
more paradigms for sprouting polypathic
feeding
watering
nonviolent ecological communication
and experiential regenerative theology.

Well, my goodness!
Look at the time...

Exactly,
the space within bilateral time,
Here within timeless Now,
Yang strong atoms
Yin flowing spiraling strings of waves,
LeftBrain dominant monoculturalism
undermining RightBrain prominent multicultural communication
unfolding in-between
chaos and complexity

Alpha and Omega
One and Zero bionic
bilateral double-binding
bicameral
natural ecological egos
and spiritual theological-neurological eco-habitats
sacred within as climates secular without
health reforming multicultural wealthy experience,
collateral compassions
of Zero NonSum-ologies;

Each of these
WinWin strategies
for healthy resilient systems.

Sorry,
had to check my texts.
Kids, you know.
Never stop being a responsible parent
or friend.
Were you still talking?

If a verbal communicator
stands
or sits
or squats in a forest
of non-listeners,
is the cooperative communicator speaking
or just talking within myself?

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