Best Old Nick Poems

The truth can’t be seen through blinders.
Eyes and ears covered with hatred.
The tongue’s ready-lash sidewinders,
twisting and spinning what’s sacred.

The truth, the fact, reality
masked - the...

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Mocking the dead,

the vampire on the hill, high
above the cityscape. Why
does his cloak wrap around?
It moves with a hissing sound,
blackened on the outside,
blue on the...

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I played a nasty joke on Santa
                  ...

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There was once an old girl called Flo
On her death asked to go below.
See, she had this trick,
To try to convert old Nick,
But he told...

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God in shorts, I never thought I'd see the day,
gloves and boots and grease on the eyebrows too

the bell went for round one, I threw...

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Nay greet for me, I yet live   
ne'er was I a bairn to ye
mind me ere  I once were   ...

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GOUT

Look out!
Old Nick Rich lurks about in punishing mood
He’s gout

His evil acids plunge, swirl around
He’ll diabolize thy favorite dish
Send it sweetly, heartily down

Then twirl his...

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Upon our roof top did he arrived, two reindeers short and blood shot eyes.  With his gray 
and black beard with bits of food...

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What a sad day 
No more Easter bunny
I don't mean to laugh
But some tales are funny

I think in the end
It's really his fault
you would never...

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whispering of winds
sibilant, susurrations
inspiring insights

braggart's boring boasts
haughty, howlingly hollow
a wisp and a whiff

tintinnabulum
continuously caressed
potent priapic

wet and wheezy whine
old nick now is not so nice
whispering wraiths...

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Vancouver's a private reference and it's not really about Canada as a whole, just one
experience regarding the aforementioned. Shh!

Schwein Fleisch vs schweinefleisch. As two distinct...

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The Bund China Squash Open 2015

The Bund China  Squash Open 2015 was recently played  out in Shanghai…
It was the first squash major as...

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2016 Motor City Open Champion

It has to happened, this day has to come...
When a low ranking player defied the odds as they come..

In a place...

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OPENED IN ERROR.

A man had bad news about his mother
Had loads to drink one after another
But later on that night
Was seen happy and bright 
Said...

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RUM DUMB

Your presents will be late this year
But be patient    be of good cheer

Old Santa Claus has been delayed
He’s only human I’m...

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