Best Not A Poem Poems

-THIS IS NOT A POEM-

Hey, Poets stop by, give me a shout out.
Tell Me Where You Are From;)
I promise I won't show up on your doorstep.


If you are having a bad day, let me have it
If you have awesome news, don't be greedy 
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#1 
Put the toilet seat down. 
What woman wants to end up falling into the toilet in the middle of the night?

#2 
Stop changing the channel. 
Believe me guys, when women are trying to watch a soap opera, you best leave the remote alone.

#3 
Put...

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Weak-dei is a day following immediately after a Sick Day 

Shun-dei is a day when a person just wants to stay in bed

Moan-dei is a day to complain about what work needs be done

T’ewes-dei is a day a person feels sheepishly

Wins-dei is the day someone...

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Hey everyone!

So I'm not a Premium Member so I can't post a blog (otherwise I would). But I just wanted to say, I apologize for my year-long absence. I know that's kind of extreme, but please just know that life gets in the way sometimes;...

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I look at a pile of books bringing the memories of my past libraries
as a child only comics from the kid next door 
that I will cut and paste to make my own adventures 
the paste made of flour and water strong enough to fly...

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a walk through the organ pipe 
cactus fields along
a contentious boundary

a place called Mexico on one side, 
a collection of semi-independent States
on the other

Barrels of water with spigots
preaching survival
placed at intervals by
good samaritans

hoards of armed guards
roving in every mechanized
contraption imaginable

illegal immigrant skeletons
are collected frequently,
four in...

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Hello friends and future friends. I hope my 
choice of my poetic form is totally absurd. 
I don't even know what an Epithalamium is; 
so if you are looking for this form, I'm sorry 
to disappoint. I haven't posted in awhile, and 
perhaps it may...

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This is indeed not a poem. I only want you to know that I will be gone for a while. I'll be back, and I will read and comment here and there. So don't worry :)...

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Sometimes I feel like a ship.
A big empty ship, torn sails,
all messed up from crashing myself into rocks and other crap.
Meanwhile, while I'm out weathering this stormy sea all alone all the other ships at the harbor just sailing around with their beautiful perfect sails,...

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On the news this evening was a person who's name I share.  He belongs to the church that 
intends burning the Koran.  That person is in Florida; I live in Iowa and oppose this action 
vehemently and hope you will not associate me...

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Hello Poetry Soup! I understand I haven't really posted any new poems as of late, and it's only because of 
my birthday just passed (Dec 21st yes!!! I'm 19). So i've been working on about 12 New poems that I will be 
posting in the...

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Not A Poem But A Thank You

Hello All.  I'm sorry if I am late in responding to any review.  I truly want to take this time to thank you all for such generosity and grace.  Honestly.  Never do I take it...

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mobileblind.org

This is a charity web site that hires blind and disabled people and is in need of 
financial support to help the less fortunate.
If anyone can help them or buy their products go to this web site for more 
information.
Thanks,
Doris...

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ok, lets get some thing straight. my lies? if they are lies then you just screwed yourself 
buddy. cos' you believed every "lie" and if i believe something, should i really be persecuted? 
deleted? killed even? why should i take this crap from you? all...

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One year anniversary today of the laying to rest my beloved son Nathaniel Blaine Gibson. The most horrific, saddest, tormenting anniversary to have to experience and remember. The sting of his death is still very fresh and excruciatingly painful. Still in shock. Feeling his absence...

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