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Hello, Humans. I Am a Mosquito.

What I work for is here in my sack.
Feed my young so we all can buzz back.
You're just the right type.
Let's hook up my pipe.
We'll have a nice meal. OH NO! SMACK!

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Andrea Dietrich

August 4, 2010 at 5:40 PM

haha, right "type" I wonder if they travel with little cards telling what kind of blood type they need. hahaha. Was it this one or the bee for the contest? luv, Andrea

Carol Sunshine Brown

August 2, 2010 at 10:05 AM

Congratulations to you on your win Gerard in John Freeman's contest "Limerick""Choose your own subject and Create your own Category". Love, Carol

Ralph Taylor

August 1, 2010 at 1:10 PM

Congrats, Gerard. Cute. Nice going. Ralph

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

August 1, 2010 at 11:47 AM

Congrats Gerard on your number one win in the Limerick contest with these fabulous words my friend.. enjoy another victory on this happy Sunday.. with luv..

Wilma Neels

August 1, 2010 at 9:27 AM

Gerard next time I come across one, I will be reminded of this piece.. Thanks for the laughs :) Wilma

Debbie Guzzi

August 1, 2010 at 7:31 AM

LOL ohhhhhhh yeah pesky female? mosquios. ( We will lastline, then yeas has..(9,9,5,5,9)!!! I really enjoyed it ..ew all have been there yes? and the horrid blood smush! Light & Love

James Fraser

August 1, 2010 at 4:35 AM

Ha ha, kool one Gerard, those darned muzzie's. Got a right chuckle out of this one. They remind me of the Midge we have in Scotland. Apparently only the females bite, no surprise there, haha. Congrats on your win in John's fine contest >> James