Best Misheard Poems
Below are the all-time best Misheard poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of misheard poems written by PoetrySoup members
A Fluttering In My AtticThere’s a fluttering in my attic;
something’s alive up there.
The cat is getting frantic
and I dread going up the stairs.
I hope that it’s a bird,
rather than...
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Categories:
misheard, animal, bird, nature, poems,
Form:
Rhyme
Paid In FullI’ve mucked around when drinking beer like many other blokes,
who love to be involved when playing silly nonsense jokes.
It’s great to see a ‘bunny’ puzzled...
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Categories:
misheard, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Is Ra Ill Question MarkSalome just loved gingerbread
But Herod misheard what she said
Who wants a dead head
To bounce in their bed?
So she dashed to the John instead
*Title inspired by...
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Categories:
misheard, bible,
Form:
Limerick
The Word of ManIn the beginning was the word
(stop! right there.} It said the Word was
God, and not God was the word. Is this
something that...
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Categories:
misheard, society,
Form:
Free verse
Falling Into You"nights were mainly made for saying things that you can't say tomorrow day"
Artic Monkeys
(turns out I'd misheard 'crawlin back to you' as 'fallin into...
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Categories:
misheard, dream,
Form:
Lyric
Dream ApproachWritten: September 29, 2023
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Walking through the corridors of my dream,
Down the boulevard of anguish, it seems,
Breathing in the knell of an unreadable sky,
Haunt Harbinger hypostatization,...
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Categories:
misheard, analogy, confusion, dream, future,
Form:
Rhyme
BartThere was an old man on a cart,
Acquaintances knew him as Bart,
As he only ate beans,
He inflated his jeans,
And smelt of a permanent fart…
Inspired by...
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Categories:
misheard, food,
Form:
Limerick
On Aging GracefullyOn Aging Gracefully
It seems that while we’re here on earth
we spend our time ‘tween death and birth
in growing older and it shows
how fast my body...
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Categories:
misheard, age, birthday, celebration,
Form:
Verse
Villanelle For BeautyBeauty chortles forth a frabjous,
interrupting static sanity,
Misheard through ears abstruse.
Boojums guised as proper
Cast labels fathoming blind vanity --
Yet, beauty chortles forth a frabjous.
They are the...
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Categories:
misheard, beautiful, beauty, cool, crazy,
Form:
Villanelle
Humble ThunderAll the others row the boat slow while I crank up the motor....
Here we go let's start the show, I'm the show boater.
The entrance of...
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Categories:
misheard, confidence, crazy, hip hop,
Form:
Rhyme
Don'T Pass Byextracted
smiling; hello
It's been a long day, tired off all the repetitive noise:
Move slow
Times fast
Why won't
You go
I'm important
Are you important
To me
Extracted
Hello; Smiling
Digging into a word;...
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Categories:
misheard, life, love, people,
Form:
Blank verse
Embarrassment At the Big Box StoreEmbarrassment at the Big Box Store
By Elton Camp
Sue was checking out at the crowded store
Then occurred something that she did abhor
Although the checker tried to...
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Categories:
misheard, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Can You Hear Me Here(Friend) "Okay dear. Can you hear?"
(Lady) "Yes. Yes! Of course I'm here!"
(Friend) "Your husband is on to second tee."
(Lady) "No. I haven't had my tea."
(Friend)...
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Categories:
misheard, funny,
Form:
Couplet
Dining NeedleWhen I was young, a dining needle
Was the term we used
To name a flying insect, but
Turns out we were confused.
For darning needle is another
Phrase for...
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Categories:
misheard, insect,
Form:
Rhyme
Where Do We Go From Here?We don't mesh
Since we've been one flesh
We're never on good terms for long
As a matter of fact
One misheard word or act
Makes us conclude everything's wrong
And...
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Categories:
misheard, family, husband, sad, song-war,
Form:
Ballad