Best Mink Coat Poems

      "Joe Willie Namath"


Joe Willie Namath
Super Bowl famous
shaved his football legs to sell pantyhose
wore white mink coat on sidelines for camera pose.


Broadway Joe Willie
drinking booze made him silly
on ESPN ..Suzie refused to be kissed
captured on sports video fans booed and...

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remember to those whom think
Fur from the skin of a animal is a sin

to a degree this is true 
in a previous poem .I also have written "tigers living free "
So I let you know I to am guilty ..
go back in time , I...

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Alova ... 
she’s the leaven princess 
of oven bosom tear oppression

Her violet Persian neutering rug
has the sterile stench of
cougar mating feral aggression

It’s her purple passion
to Farsi emasculate with femme fatale hate
She’s a hardcase lover in a hardcore way

Alova is the Iron Mistress of Mellat Park,
a...

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A miniscule minotaur is a mini mayhem by the way. In a catacomb place ones feet in a small bowl then look in the mirror and sing to the shaft of light beaming down from the ceiling pin. The pin was placed a long time...

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The lunch dishes were still in the sink
We were having cans of beer to drink

Then came the sound we did abhor
The opening of an automobile door

“Just peek and see who’s out there.
For any visitors, I sure don’t care.”

My wife’s request I was quick to obey
And...

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Im married to writing 
but I'm cheating on her with music. 
Both of them give me the release I need 
but music is like the light to my cigarette
An ointment made just for my soothing 

My wife likes to block me sometimes 
to the point...

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I wanted a Corvette
I haven't seen it yet
I wanted a Rolex
I am perplexed
Another year
No Rolex here
I'm beginning to fume
Got no trip to Cancun
Everything I asked for
Never made it thru my door
I wanted a diamond ring
But haven't seen a thing
I expected a mink coat
Or a speed...

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A diamond ring, a smile, a house, a car, a love song, or a best friend.
 A mink coat, an enormous bank account, what's it all worth in the end?

Wedding vows that meant more to you than they ever meant to him, 
 All I...

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Two lovely ladies were walking down the street
Said one to the other, “Wouldn’t it be neat
If my husband gave me some expensive perfume?”
In reply, the other said, “What a message, I think,
Suggesting, in the most subtle way, you stink?
I would much rather have a beautiful...

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TAKE A RIDE  
RIDE THE WAVE
FADE IN FADE OUT
GET GOT
BLOODCLOT
PARADE OF SHOES
BAD NEWS
GAS MASK
PLASTERCAST
HYPNOTIZE
BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS
HOW LONG WILL THIS LAST
SO FAST IM FURIOUS
LITTLE CURIOUS
DELIRIOUS
MYSTERIOUS
ELEMENTARY NERD
DEFINE MY WORDS
TEARS FULL OF BLOOD
FEM NOT STUD
WOULD COULD CUZ DONT
HAD A CHANCE 
SCREW UP NOW WONT
SINK WONT FLOAT
FUR MINK...

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When I die will I have known I took a trip to Dubai?
Or when I once sailed along the Caspian Sea
Will that time and place remember me?
Will I have known I toured the African plain?
Or trailed the Black Forest in the rain.   
Will...

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Crackling tension filled the community hall in Abergavenny 

‘We are in this together dear folks for a pound or a penny’

Speaking of which the loos were situated right behind the bar

To ensure that urinal relief was neither dribbling nor too far


Augmented by audio loops Gwyneth...

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Serendipitous trippy flakes, when it snows in Georgia;
forecast bleak, cancelled week - not a dent in Minnesota,
but here in the bible belt angels shake their fists
full of gentle flurries. They surround the stately trees
and remind the pines of Christmas past - 
January’s our month to...

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When the cool snow falls, a white mink coat
wrapped around my toes and shins,
beautiful breeze of ecstatic energy,

I will let this Summer fall
as if it were a lovely gown
folded and boxed.
(after all there are some sweet memories)

A plump, perfectly formed red apple
shimmers in the snow
with...

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I knew of your special faces
you wanted to be a cool veux
I knew of your cold kisses
we could go out all night
this would be the warm up act
you'd be a cat with mink coat
with atypical makeup
you're a paen of a  daughter
with a beguiling and...

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