Best Mess About Poems

love doesn’t dash, it loiters
with repeated movements like music
and beautifully crude endearments

love doesn’t dash, it lingers
with rhythms like dance?
and boastfully rude aphorisms

So dally with me my love
lollygag, lounge and in a while
we'll share breaths and mess about...

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When you are living on the street
depressed, lonely, hungry, and beat,
begging coins for something to eat;
you need more than a smile.

People scoff and offer small-change
labeling you as weird or strange,
treating you like you had the mange;
each day is a trial.

You pray someone will help you...

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To put an end to the myth that Santa lives in Lapland

Santa is a Yorkshire man everybody knows that
People just say he's from Lapland, cos he’s round and fat.
Well Yorkshire men can be the same they are not all dud
All year on the beer and...

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To stop the myth going around that Santa is a Scotsman, a huge hit on the radio here. So fo those that believe this is the truth.


Santa is a Yorkshire man everybody knows that
You just say he is Scottish, cos he’s round and fat.
Well Yorkshire...

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Like quicksilver changing  moods in a day
Cousin Bess defies norms, such freakish will;
A  dazed mess about her I can’t even  explain…
Whenever late, she blames the neighbor’s cat
For  tearing the seams of  her outlandish dress .

But we have no kitties along...

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What love means when there is no trust in love, 
What trust means when there is no understanding, 
Your the first person I know with a smile, 
A smile of yours make me melt, 
Beginning with happiness, 
Middle with hurtness,
Ending with a question mark, 

I...

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What sounded like a woman's scream got me scrambling for the door,
I raced to save my cat at dawn so she could live some more.
The chilling woman's wails were really that of a hungry fox,
I hadn't put my shoes on yet only my dirty socks.
My...

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You really think you know it all 
You think your so smart
Than why do you sometimes stall
Than don't want to start
You throw at me suggestions
Circling around what i asked
It was a simple question  
And they say that you are fast
I think you have tried...

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The Joys of Getting Older.

We may all be getting on a bit
But lets not forget for some more fortunate
 The joy of it

You don’t have to bounce up and down in bed no more
And when the Mrs says she has a headache
You know she has...

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Don’t want be bother  with you
I see you got to see got a lot to say
Why don’t we start of with lies you been spreading about me

Don’t be surprise if I escorted you out this conversation
Don’t see it don’t pertain to you
Please see your...

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The day has come for me to commit the ultimate act
With the voices in my head that I had formed a pact
I woke up early, had a hot shower in the dark
So my body would fell the cold as I lay in the park

I dress...

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Love doesn't dash, it loiters - 
with repeated movements like music 
and beautifully crude endearments. 

Love does't dash, it lingers 
with rhythms like dance
and boastfully rude aphorisms. 

So dally my love - lollygag, 
lounge and we'll share breaths
and mess about....

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The virus be it chicken or pig
Do we not our own graves dig
Mess about with natures course
All we do is make things worse

Germs and strains mutate
Just what will be our fate
What are the scientists saying
When will man stop playing

Was not so long ago
The air was...

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Conscious this-consciousness
I’ll rule you with my one,
Will rest you when nighttime falls and
Smash you with my sun.

Will feed you with fit forces
Where nothing is to doubt,
Where sadness comes a-sneaking
No time to mess about.

When hopelessness is woefulness
A glimpse it shall not serve,
I’ll plot a long and...

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Great. Our team got saddled with Merida and Hiccup
The two wimpiest ones I thought without much delight or care
We thought we would have to drag them to the fight
Hiccup extended his hand and he and Merida beat us there

By the time they arrived she was...

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