Dont Mess With Crazy Women

Darlin I just cant keep a eye on you.
Everytime I stop to relax.
I find were threw.

You say leave but dont go far.
Untill you find yourself my dear.
I'll be down at the bar.

So many moods for such a little person indeed.
Forget me when your pissed.
And call me whenever your in need.

Your love is like a brick.
It really hurts when  thrown.
You left me a million messages.
Dear crazy women please leave 
me alone.

You dont know how to act normaly let 
alone when you drink.
My darlin you dont need anything  except for a 
shrink.

And maybe a nice straight jacket with a muzzle 
to.
After you stabbed me lastnight.
You really didnt  have to call me in the hospital 
and tell me were through.

They say love is sweet but this 
seems more like a lemon.
The moral of this story fellas
is dont mess with crazy women.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009



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Date: 10/10/2009 11:19:00 AM
Some very good advice in a nicely humorous poem. Keep writing. Sara
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Date: 4/30/2009 8:24:00 PM
Yes, John some women are crazy and they can shred you to pieces, this has an excellent flow to it. Love is a hard thing to obtain we just keep moving and go along day after day. Best of luck to you friend!
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Date: 4/30/2009 4:24:00 PM
Wow this is awesome John! I love it lol...though not all us crazy women are THAT bad lol =D
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Date: 4/29/2009 10:39:00 AM
love is sweet but she's like a lemon?so she must be sour to you,be careful here,she sounds danger,red light on----bravo you re so creatve my friend john,wonderfully penned------charmaine
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Date: 4/29/2009 7:16:00 AM
haha this is funny. Sort of sad but funny:)
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