Best Menses Poems

A business lady has a hunch
You will enjoy, "Period Crunch"*
Your monthly cycle
Titillates Michael
Perfect for breakfast, not for lunch! 


* a new raspberry-flavoured
uterus-shaped cereal which
turns the milk red to enhance
discussion of a woman's
reproductive system!  Thanks for
bringing it up for breakfast!...

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For the woman having menses
A high demand on her senses.
“I’d better I took no chances
That embarrassment enhances.”
A keeping up with the Joneses
On matters of strict hygiene,
Sometimes mistaking her tenses,
As she helps herself with Flagyl…

Her sincere man unreachable
For taught lessons still teachable;
But much glad who’d feared...

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