Best Meaner Poems
Below are the all-time best Meaner poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of meaner poems written by PoetrySoup members
Categories:
meaner, food, green, home, jobs,
Form:
Narrative
The Boy With the FrecklesI was enjoying my time in the sandbox
When a redhead with freckles climbed in.
The glint in his eyes left no question,
His mission was ruin and...
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Categories:
meaner, bullying, childhood, evil,
Form:
Rhyme
Blind Date Disaster - Now a CollaborationHe arrived wearing pink skinny jeans
They were scruffy and ripped at the seams
He looked like a wiener
I will not be meaner
But he’s sure not the...
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Categories:
meaner, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
DachshundSome folks call me a sausage dog
I think they couldn’t be meaner
It’s not my fault I’m long and short
And look like a misshapen wiener
I’ve got...
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Categories:
meaner, dog, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Zealous Zena ZebraPoor little Zena zebra was feeling oh so sad
She was born an albino, which made her look bad
Zena desperately wanted to fit in with the...
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Categories:
meaner, animal, discrimination, fantasy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Terrifying Tina Part 2 - Collaboration With Sonny RoperOriginal limerick written by Jan Allison
A petite ballerina named Tina
Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner
When she got in the sack
She was on...
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Categories:
meaner, humorous, wedding,
Form:
Rhyme
The Center of the CatacombsI say to you lets take a walk...to laugh...to chill...and simply talk.
Let’s start heading across the rocks...and go beneath the streets of Rome.
Let us take...
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Categories:
meaner, parody, sisterlove,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
Be StillA girl with a thought
woman with a scheme
A dream catcher who sought
An impossible dream
One in a million
A shot in the dark
Many boxes to fill...
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Categories:
meaner, dedication, faith, god,
Form:
Rhyme
Love Letter IiIF LOOKS COULD KILL
My dearest darling delectable Medusa
I was wearing dark glasses on the day we first met
You wanted your hair done, but it was...
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Categories:
meaner, fantasy, humorous, love, myth,
Form:
Rhyme
Angelic
And so it is, that both the Devil and the angelic Spirit present us with objects of desire to awaken our power of choice. There...
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Categories:
meaner, analogy, emotions, metaphor,
Form:
Rhyme
In the House of Death
In a house too huge for them to maintain,
a man hunched over with back pain lives
with a disabled daughter and
his very elderly wife.
A recent heart...
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Categories:
meaner, death,
Form:
Etheree
A Very Memorable Christmas Present** A Very Memorable Christmas Present **
Someone made an err::
Boxing Day ‘ere’s
Been the day of — not after.
What started as the greatest
Christmas ever,...
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Categories:
meaner, boxing day , christmas, dog,
Form:
Alliteration
Written Warrior Poet Robert LindleyWRITTEN WARRIOR POET ROBERT LINDLEY
I'm not complaining
But I am reading
verse by verse words of coarse
Letters combine making words that rhyme
Master penmanship
Honor I find
No ones...
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Categories:
meaner, adventure, analogy, appreciation, poetry,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Terrifying TinaA petite ballerina named Tina
Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner
When she got in the sack
She was on the attack
At the size and the...
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Categories:
meaner, dance, humorous, relationship, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Outhouse BluesSitting in the outhouse,
Gettin' high on turds;
Thinking about my crappy life,
Can't sum it up in words
The kids ain't worth a quarter,
They're meaner than the mob;
All...
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Categories:
meaner, faith, funny, hope, uplifting,
Form:
Rhyme