Best Maurice Poems

Within reason
lies a house full of ordinary
a chest of bland memories. 
 
                              You end up...

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i heard a...what do they say...a spine chilling scream
...is that the saying?

a spine chilling scream
followed by

'he's dead, my G_d he's dead'

the phrase echoed 
inside the whole of me
like tennis balls bouncing between two parallel walls

i ran up 
aware i would be at the edge
where the...

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devotion unveiled
the fisherman casts his line
his heart now possessed 

curves carved in pleasure
chiseled spine traced by touch
love stripped to the bone

flaws etched precisely
he frees an internal scream
she opens her heart

her essence absorbed
two souls artistic beauty
a match written in stone...

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No Not Me 


Did you think when I left 
I'd never answer my phone, 
ignore your messages, 
never speak to you again? 

Did you think I was that guy? 
I thought you knew me 
but it wasn't about me was it? 
How often have others...

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Written by Maurice Yvonne and Seren


Crack that whip, jerk the line, 
Let's start dancing it's no time to dine. 
First you holler, then you sing 
All join hands and make a ring. 

Now if you please circle wide, 
spread right out like an old cow...

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By Elton Camp

For the entirety of his married life
Maurice had been ruled by his wife

For anything that happened to occur
He had no choice but to answer to her

Just ordering him around wasn’t enough
Since Zelda was often violent and rough

Any disagreement she’d always win
Even if she...

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Maurice the frog was q###r; of this he had no doubt and all the lady frogs just made him yawn.
He sat all day on his lily pad, flicking his tongue at passing flies, with never a thought of ever wanting to spawn.
At night the pond...

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Glenn Turner and Randall "Randy" Thompson were the best police officer and volunteer firefighter in all of Cobb County, Georgia, until March 1995 (WWF Monday Night Raw and WWF Wrestle-Mania XI) and January 2001 (Raw Is War, WWF SmackDown!, and the WWF Royal Rumble) when...

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Maurice was crammed full of buttock-clenching humors
                        One day in the month of May he poked Jannie's tumors
    ...

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Maurice Mc Muffin ate nothing but stuffin’
He wouldn’t eat meat fruit or veg
His mother went potty it turned her quite dotty
And was tipping her over the edge, so

She thought up a plan to provide the young man
With food both nutritious and yummy
Using her skill and...

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Five thousand years or more ago
A man, in peace, lived with his wife
But then, her father passed away
And thus began the days of strife.

They built a room and moved her in;
She quickly overran their space.
He, his beloved, often fought;
It was a sad, unhappy place.

They finally...

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