Best Liqueur Poems

There once was a tipsy frequent flyer
Got the hots for a babe; tried to ply her --
   With choc'late liqueur 
   He got through to her --
Took a vow that his kids she would sire...

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Drink to the rain falling down
Drink to the tears of a clown
Drink to get drunk
Drunk as a skunk
Drinks on the skunk, he's buyin' a round!

Has anyone seen a skunk drunk from a drink?
It's not a pretty sight you would think
They can hold their liqueur
And they...

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