Best Legend In His Own Mind Poems

Who was that masked man?!?
Brian Williams, rides again.

He was in Amilia Earhart's plane;
even rode with the Dalton Gang.

The day the Titanic went down;
In the rescue...

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There once was an angry old man,
Who thought he had the only plan.
He was smarter than most,
And of this he would boast.
He thought of himself...

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There once was an angry old man,
Who thought he had the only plan.
He was smarter than most,
And of this he would boast.
He thought of himself...

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Now, ol’ Twister Tom he was quite a cowboy find—
A real rock hard cowpoke, though the question begged—
Some say that he was a legend in...

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He is a mind under a fist
Within a box inside a darkness;
He is a monolith upon an obolisk...
A mighty legend in his own mind -...

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Smith’s Octopuses Party On Pontoons 
                   Rumor...

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I have no doubt that soon
 it will be summer.
The daffodils have taken flight,
 fire no more warms the night.
The rain has gone,
 no need...

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PORTRAIT OF A LADY COME TO LIFE
staring out of the upper window in the broad
daylight, starched in a broad collar and a long
flowing dress of...

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Hyperbolic quasi autobiographical prevarication...
caricature sketch of person best known to yours truly

What began as an honest 
to goodness attempt 
to craft personal truthful profile
evolved into...

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I can almost understand,
The way the press in general wants to report,
On the happenings in society today,
Even if it sensationalises to the point,
Where it may...

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