Best Leered Poems
Below are the all-time best Leered poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of leered poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Frog Prince - Part 1A funny frog called Mr Snog,
once lived beside a slimy bog,
he was a most peculiar fellow,
his hat was red, his boots were yellow,
his waistcoat was...
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Categories:
leered, allegory, fairy, humorous, metaphor,
Form:
Light Verse
Disappeared In Bulge .Big Brenda knew things were not right
When she saw the rolls of cellulite
She could not disguise
The wrinkly thighs
And her hanging butt groaning with fright .
Skinny...
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Categories:
leered, funny
Form:
Limerick
A Love We Lost and FoundHe Sat On His Favorite Bench,
In Their Favorite Park,
Cracked And Crumbled,
His Eyebrows Knitted Together,
He Leered,
Sadness Clouded His Features,
He Drew His Lower Lip Between His...
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Categories:
leered, absence, feelings, heart, loneliness,
Form:
Free verse
Today's Eccentricities Are IrritatingHow quickly our world changes
filling the minds with an allure!
The clothes hanging in the closet
are no longer stylish and hot;
the new trends are for the...
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Categories:
leered, allusion, america, career, fashion,
Form:
Rhyme
The Beheading of St John the BaptistI stood hidden in the shadows, watching
as Salome, clad in flowing veils, gyrated
to the music, exuding sensual richness.
Herod leered drunkenly at her vibrant body.
Overcome by...
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Categories:
leered, art, death,
Form:
Narrative
Introduction To a Goddess of Old SohoShe slipped into the single’s club,
where an assortment
of horny guys and lonely hearts had assembled.
Some were there hoping to find that "special"...
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Categories:
leered, sexy,
Form:
Free verse
Hands of DestructionWithin the streets the bodies burned;
No human hand available to put ashes in urns.
What lead to this state was fear, hate and violence.
Rendering everything, normal...
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Categories:
leered, war,
Form:
Rhyme
Mrs StahlbergSomewhere soft and padded....
Today her hands are free to explore.
Her throat burns with acid from a heave of fresh gore.
She grunts and reaches for a...
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Categories:
leered, abuse, evil, horror, murder,
Form:
Narrative
MartyrI had a bath in the dark the other night.
Left the radio off.
Mum came home early that day,
I could hear her boots clattering on the...
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Categories:
leered, loss, love, people, philosophy,
Form:
I do not know?
Hope of SpringOut the window flows my gaze
Blissfully journeying the horizon,
-- Like the fair sea bestowed per Poseidon --
Lost among secular golden haze.
The sky leered...
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Categories:
leered, adventure, cheer up, imagery,
Form:
Sonnet
Woodlot Diarys
A statesman oak, in fall he spoke
to brethren of the wood.
Windblown vowels and fluttering jowls
deciduous he stood.
Calm and serene he argued green
for change, said change...
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Categories:
leered, funny, seasons,
Form:
Rhyme
Beastly Appetites (Repost In Original Dialect)Well, 'e sidled up the sofa, and he snuggled up right close…
I said, “Now, watch it, Charlie, you’ll get ***-ash on me toast!”
'E said, “D’you...
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Categories:
leered, funny, girlfriend-boyfriendme,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
GriseldaThere was a garden gnome named Griselda
who lived by my back garden gate
she was nasty and mean, at times quite obscene
to Gregor, her poor garden...
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Categories:
leered, fantasy, fun, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
A Taste For BloodShe lay in bed and heard a sudden sound,
And then a wicked face appeared;
The vampire peered into her darkened room;
Her heart was thumping as he...
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Categories:
leered, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
HorsepowerClimb inside and buckle in
Anxiously twisting the key
As a mechanical symphony roars to life
Setting nine hundred horses free
The machine becomes an extension
Of my own...
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Categories:
leered, car,
Form:
Rhyme