Best Lax Poems

I once was a little bit lax,
Failing to pay my income tax.
There is no need to guess,
I then faced the IRS;
Was sent to prison to relax....

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I want some chicken to chew on
I wanna eat it until its all gone
I want to slather it in turbo lax
And cover it in tic tacs
I love the chicken's neck
My parents always say "what the heck?"
But i don't care
Finding a grilled chicken neck is very...

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LAX- luxury, access excess, go put on your Prada dress, risk it all for the Hollywood game, another night, don’t remember his name, just another wannabe to join the climb, for your name up in the Hollywood, lights.


Don’t recognize the reflection in the mirrors, the...

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My wife says, 'Relax'
    My son says, 'Chillax'

  My daughter tells me, 'Smilax'
    I nod ~ downing Ex-Lax...

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Anti-Poem – “Prom Night At LAX 1973”

(Poet’s Instruction: Before reading this anti-poem, kindly go to YouTube and play Muzak: “Stimulus Progression.” Music can also be heard at my Facebook page under Stark Hunter. If possible, kindly play it in the background as you read.)


nine flags...

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Something called "Ex-Lax",
a popular laxative,
looked like chocolate.
Remedy sold in drug stores
for irregularity.

inspired by another member's poem
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Ex-lax if you please
Helps me tolerate old age
I try not to sneeze...

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I bought some windshield-wiper fluid 
And some Ex-Lax for my bowels 
I had no toilet paper 
But I did have paper towels 
I wiped the windshield-wiper fluid 
On my windshield made of glass 
And I wiped the paper towels 
On my stinky little .......

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A sudden decision to hate Max
Who sent his bills like a tax,
Although, I’d wired him a fax
About a song I must first wax.

A reason to twist and turn
And out wardly burn,
Letting prejudice be born
And a relationship torn:
My defense; an easy-going creditor
Can bide with a lazing...

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