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I bought some windshield-wiper fluid And some Ex-Lax for my bowels I had no toilet paper But I did have paper towels I wiped the windshield-wiper fluid On my windshield made of glass And I wiped the paper towels On my stinky little ....

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Date: 6/29/2025 5:32:00 AM
Charlie, this made me laugh, love your humor.
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Charles Messina
Date: 6/29/2025 7:07:00 AM
Aww... thanks so much, Tania :)
Date: 6/29/2025 4:33:00 AM
hahahahahah:-)this is 'hilariarse' Charles! hugs Jan xx
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Charles Messina
Date: 6/29/2025 5:16:00 AM
LOL...Thanks, Jan. Hugs xx
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