Windshield-Wiper Fluid And Ex-Lax

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I bought some windshield-wiper fluid 
And some Ex-Lax for my bowels 
I had no toilet paper 
But I did have paper towels 
I wiped the windshield-wiper fluid 
On my windshield made of glass 
And I wiped the paper towels 
On my stinky little ....

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Date: 8/18/2025 8:17:00 AM
This was my favorite entry, just hands down my favorite. Congratulations on your high win in my contest.
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Charles Messina
Date: 8/19/2025 1:25:00 AM
Aww...thank you so much for my awesome placement, Miranda. Glad you enjoyed it... Charlie
Date: 8/18/2025 5:43:00 AM
LOL! Congrats, you scoundrel.
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Charles Messina
Date: 8/19/2025 1:25:00 AM
Thanks, Kim :) (lol)
Date: 8/17/2025 8:06:00 AM
very ass-tute, congratulations
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Charles Messina
Date: 8/19/2025 1:26:00 AM
LOL- Thanks, Terry
Date: 6/29/2025 5:32:00 AM
Charlie, this made me laugh, love your humor.
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Charles Messina
Date: 6/29/2025 7:07:00 AM
Aww... thanks so much, Tania :)
Date: 6/29/2025 4:33:00 AM
hahahahahah:-)this is 'hilariarse' Charles! hugs Jan xx
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Charles Messina
Date: 6/29/2025 5:16:00 AM
LOL...Thanks, Jan. Hugs xx