Best Keeping Up With The Joneses Poems

Sammy Skelton, a sorry bag of bones
Tried to keep up with Johnny 'Crossbone' Jones 
   He practiced grim groans
   Produced awful...

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Some people like keeping up with the Joneses
I do not know any Joneses who could keep up with me
So I have elected to keep up...

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Keeping up with the Joneses
Tit for tat
Caught up in competition
"You got this? I'll get that"

Let me 1up you
Everything an attack
"Whatever you do,
I have to fight...

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Keeping up with the "Joneses" leads nowhere-
You discover quickly that Life isn't fair!
Be content with the Life that is your own...
If you have what you...

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In this crooked chair i sit
at this crooked table
at this crooked desk
and write my crooked thoughts
looking out the crooked window
out onto the crooked crooked street
thinking...

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Addiction

What is my purpose
I am a person of value
yet I'm so worthless
Keeping up with the Joneses
is it really all worth it?
I don't think so!
Everyday is...

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I met a young woman, she was unique but found it a bit hard to speak.

She said,  because people think she's a freak, she...

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A no answer machine


Our basic instincts are to find love and run through the woods.
From the tree’s we climb down to walk like a man;
No...

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For the woman having menses
A high demand on her senses.
“I’d better I took no chances
That embarrassment enhances.”
A keeping up with the Joneses
On matters of strict...

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Keeping up with the Joneses
What I see is what I want 
Trapped in a comparison trap 
Never ending loop of haunt 

If only this then...

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Colors of Confusion

Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Blue, I feel blue as I stare into an idea confused by the new:
Divided States of America.
Formally the United States of America.
Epstein’s dead,...

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