Best Isle Of Man Poems

Our sleepy little Island in the middle of the Irish Sea
Opens its eyes slowly for the Isle of Man TT
The Island bursts into life with bikers everywhere
You need to keep alert and take extra care

The Grandstand is buzzing with colour and noise
You have to admire...

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Such a beautiful morning 
So quiet and serene 
Contented and yawning 
I'm living the dream. 
I lie back in my deckchair 
Emitting a contented sigh 
When landing on my chest from nowhere 
Came an exquisite butterfly.

The butterfly landed upon my hairy chest
I looked at it’s...

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Such a beautiful morning 
So quiet and serene 
Contented and yawning
I'm living the dream.
I lie back in my deckchair 
Emitting a contented sigh 
When landing on my chest from nowhere 
Came an exquisite butterfly. 

The butterfly landed upon my hairy chest 
I looked at it’s...

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I feel so proud when I see our national flag raised
and sing our Anthem ‘Oh land of our birth’
This island is not the place where I was born
but there’s no place on earth I’d rather be
with mountains and hills, a patchwork of fields
and the ocean...

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Isle Of Man

I-Interesting
S-Sight
L-Land
E-Exquisite 

O-Of
F-Families

M-Many
A-Arrived 
N-Naturally...

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A young lady from the Isle of man 
Writes limericks fresh from the pan
Queen of poetry Soup 
She shares her poop 
Watching the s..t hit the fan.


Your  Blogs. 

Dear Jan, place your Blog in the fire 
Sit back and watch it burn. 
You might...

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Travel on our steam railway and step back in time
Historic village at Cregneash it really is divine
Enjoy traditional Manx seafood the ’Queenies’ are sublime

Irish Sea surrounds us with its beautiful coastal paths and craggy cliffs
Sandy beaches see sunbathers and swimmers in the sunshine
‘Lady Isabella’ Laxey’s...

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Such a beautiful morning 
So quiet and serene 
Contented and yawning
I'm living the dream.
I lie back in my deckchair 
Emitting a contented sigh 
When landing on my chest from nowhere 
Came an exquisite butterfly. 

The butterfly landed upon my hairy chest 
I looked at it’s...

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'Quocunque Jesseris Stabit'
In English this means …
'whichever way I am thrown I will stand


Whichever way I am thrown I will stand
Our Manx motto I think it’s so grand
I’ll not be knocked down
Will smile and not frown
Issues in my life I’ll simply withstand

I’m not Manx that...

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All my life I’ve had this plan, to settle in the Isle of Man
I tried to swim like all good sports, but three miles out I lost my shorts

Floating, lost among the driftwood, the sad remains of shrivelled manhood, I
Knew at once what I must...

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A flatulent lady named Jan
When she farts folk reach for a fan
That rank onion smell
It comes straight from hell
She sure is a windy woman!

I had onion bhaji’s for tea
With my tum they did disagree
I keep breaking wind
When will it rescind….
You don’t want to stand close...

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If I could nominate a charity St Bridget’s would be my choice
They care for the sick and the dying, their service is like a Rolls Royce
Nothing is too much trouble for the patients in their care
The nurses they are angels and they are always there

Over...

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It was a windy day on the Isle of Man
(I guess I shouldn’t eat fried beans for tea)
My hubby said ‘Just stop farting Jan’
Please fit a cork where no one can see!

So a cork got inserted where the sun don’t shine
And we went for a...

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A lady with a weak bladder*
Thought nothing could make her madder
But Heaven knows
Her pantyhose
Revealed a soaking-wet ladder! 


*Weight gain stretches bladder muscle causing 
leakage.  The French strengthen bladder muscle by 
blowing up balloons.  The Japanese prefer sitting on 
a wooden stool and repetitiously...

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There are 84,287 people on The Isle of Man
There is only one poet on Soup who lives on this Isle of Man
Her name is JAN famous in her own right 
Her new name shall be: The lone wolf

But we still shall call her, JAN...

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