Best Invective Poems


Premium Member Just Saying My Piece

When Poetry Soup becomes infested with partisan rubbish, 
It will be difficult for liberal, creative poets, like me to flourish 
Who seek a safe place away from the maddening ignorance 
Of those people who continually despise political difference 
For those who are angry and want to say the nastiest things 
Do you have any idea what hurt your insatiable blather brings? 

For some who don’t consider me a red-blooded American patriot, 
I fought for the U.S. of A. in uniform when you were still just a tot! 
I would rather die on the altar of honor than continually be castigated 
By followers of a “wannabe” dictator who every day prevaricated 
And sought to drag our country down into the muck and mire 
Continues, to this day, stoking his sycophants’ hatred with fire.

Selecting a political putdown of President Joseph Biden for Poem of the Day 
Was surely inappropriate if Poetry Soup administrators wish to say 
The site maintains neutrality when it comes to political discourse 
It encouraged poets, in their remarks, to choose up sides, of course 
Anger and vitriol hurled toward us who are of more left-leaning mind 
Will likely now become commonplace for those who are not so inclined. 

Frankly, I despise clicking on a poem I think will be worth reading 
Only to find, instead, an anti-American tirade of invective leading 
To put-downs against our president, the vice-president, and first lady 
Half-truths and conspiracy theories that, for the most part, are shady 
If you are unhappy with the free and fair election that turned out your man 
Then, every chance you get, go vote and change the system, if you can! 

Our country is not, I think we’d all agree, a perfect democracy 
We have lots of problems and crises – that's plain to see, but, 
We now have a leader who cares about doing what is right 
A man, who in short-order, is ready, committed, and willing to fight. 
I have travelled the world over, north and south, east and west 
Freedom to flourish in America is head and shoulders above the rest! 


Written:  April 4, 2021 (edited)

Awarded Poem of the Day on Poetry Soup
April 5, 2021

#38 on Best New Poems on Poetry Soup
April 6, 2021

Talking Smack

*I've been called a 'shrew,' told I am self centered, petty, and a few other rather insulting and invective names, so here is my rebuke.


Who plays the straight man for the one known as 'Schmoe?'
It's the Jester who juggles where ever Schmoe tells him to go.
Then there's Mr. DoGoody who seeks the spotlight of fame,
reproaching PS poets by pointing his finger at them in shame.

Three fatuous figures who lie in wait for Poetry Soup blogs 
Croaking like three pompous bullfrogs in criticizing dialogues
Verbal abusers, slanderer of a nation, and he who prances
hoping to give Schmoe, his bro, the stage... the lackey dances. 

It's a tragic case of fools rushing in where wiser men never go
A disease suffered by the egos of DoGoody, Jester, and Schmoe
A threesome pretending they're Red Barons in control of awacs
but they're just three old wacky muggins,  Poetry Soup Quacks.

Ask a question and see what nonsense they will spew at you
Swearing their intent is righteous, and their cause is true blue,
but the more they protest, the deeper the holes they are digging.
A misguided clique always zagging when they should be zigging.

So if you bother to read what they write, just consider this...
the underlying meaning to their dribble shows what's amiss.
It's a game they play...one where they often make mistakes
Nuts have to be added to the batter while making a fruitcake

Now if you're thinking I'm just as guilty for some name calling,
I'm ready to be under attack with their whining and squalling.
I've already been accused by DoGoody of talking behind his back...
So here I am, you're all unblocked if you want to talk more smack.
Form: Rhyme

Avian Antics

My car was parked beneath a tree,
More gingkoish than oaken;
I never noticed birds a’perched,
Yet each one left a token.

The windshield was opaquely masked;
The roof and sides were splattered.
They missed the turned-in mirror,
Though that hardly even mattered.

You really had to give them props;
They surely were effective
In doing such a thorough job – 
I held off my invective.

We call somebody bird-brain
When we denigrate their smarts,
But mischief made of droppings
Proves their humor’s off the charts!
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member I Wandered Lonely As a Life

"I wandered lonely as a cloud" -- William Wordsworth


I wandered lonely as a life
bereft of joy by reason’s cloud
to sling invective like a scythe
from perched on high, lofty and proud.
Naught from my lips but bile and scorn,
delight extinguished, long since shorn.

Imprisoned by my intellect,
I held my neighbor in disdain,
the simpletons who genuflect,
lift voice in praise to gods inane.
Devoid of purpose, meaningless,
inflicting pain, I caused distress.

Ensconced in fog, truth thus eludes,
for nothing blinds like one’s own will,
prolongs the moral turpitude,
bolstering self yet further still.
The darkness bears an evil grin,
a putrid corpse, lest dawn breaks in.

But worlds come crashing down, of course.
A penetrating shaft of light
that sears at first, causes remorse,
illumines one’s desperate plight.
A warmth then flushes on the face
by blood reborn, restored by grace.

----------

for the I Wandered Lonely as --- Challenge Poetry Contest
sponsored by Natasha L Scragg
written on 09/18/2022
© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Turning Your Life Around

The Lord will supply all my needs and will fill up my cup.
You are a child of the King, bow to no negative circumstance or critical invective, so stand up!
God has wonderful plans for your life if you will just listen up!
God's spirit breathe new hope and life into you. 
Believe who He says you are, not what others say to insult and humiliate you.
Embrace a bold and courageous attitude. 
Always be polite never rude.
Believe who God says you are, not what enemies tag you,
To yourself just be honest and remain true.
Ask God to help you to "open your mouth and increase your territory" (prayer of Jabez in 1 
Chronicles 4:10). 
Prepare what you are going to say and then practice articulating your message clearly. 
When all is dark around you and no light shines at the end of your tunnel of despair,
Always remember God loves you and cares.
Get up and walk; don't just sit around bemoaning your problems. 
Beloved only our God can solve them.
Allow God to do a "new thing" in you (Isaiah 43)., Choose to become new again.
Ask God for a vision for your life, talk with God as you would a friend. 
Take a sabbatical rest especially when you are being blessed.
He does all of this so we can ready where there is new danger.
Be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to anger.
Form: Rhyme

Dawn the Stalker, Part 3

She devoted her time to poetry and blogs
Addressing his many nonexistent flaws
As if his was the family, being neglected
While she refused to address his rejection
And became something too sad to even mock

You see, Dawn had succumbed to her invective
Unmedicated and overprotective
But of all the wrong things -
The lies about herself she struggled to maintain
And an impossible dream objective

And so, Dawn rots away
Her own twisted mind's slave
Spending time on a man who will never love her
Of whose affections, she is quite sure
While the ones who do care about her are estranged

She thinks only of herself
And ignores her child's wails
Mocks her husband's needs
She is the epitome of greed
And of failing mental health

Her words against him are an inner reflection
Of the emptiness that has become her own life's direction
She gets more repulsive as she pines away
And her husband is tempted to stray
But she thinks he is a fool to her deception

And most of us caught in her narrative live on
While she babbles like a moron
Taking her hate and lies wherever she can
To try and further convict an innocent man
Oh, what a sad old witch, that Dawn!
Form: Limerick


Dawn the Stalker, Part 1

There once was an old hag named Dawn
Over a married man online she would fawn
Though she fancied him often
They had nothing in common
And her comments made him wan

When he politely turned her down
She sat, with an acid frown
But there is more to this picture
You see, Dawn was a spinster
And her schizophrenia was akin to a loaded round

She fancied herself a prophet of God
The scientist she was pursuing was hardly awed
He lived it up online with his friends
But her stalking behavior with others should portend
His sense of security would soon be trod

Dawn had a penchant for delusion
("Don't all 'prophets'", suggested the atheist's conclusion!)
And as her warped mind played its tricks
It conjured up a scenario so sick
And none could distract her from her intrusion

She stalked him, day and night
Posting threats and his address online
She decided he was pretending to be other people
And her invective turned so lethal
That some she accused of being him were in quite a fright

As months became consumed with her obsession
Her poor husband and daughter lived in depression
She got fatter and fatter
And his friends' comments on these matters
Accelerated her ego's aggression

She threatened him with scripture
And cut the head off of a belly dancer's picture
But he remained unimpressed
Happily married, he stressed!
But on her rotten mind, he was still a fixture
Form: Limerick

Whatever

You are looking at me as if I did that to you.
Ah, whatever damn fool!
I am sorry for the expletive.
I did not mean to curse you.
However, I swear you looking at me quite obscene.
You put yourself in these dumb things.
Invective you must be.
I do understand.
Whatever, however, is all I have to give.
A discussion of what has transpired means nothing.

Vilification is your daily panorama.
Your response is these are your friends and family.
They just be playing.
All I have to say is whatever.
This is because I know an insult is an insult.
Nevertheless, you continue to hang out with the boys.

Maliciousness you call me because I tell you what really is happening.
I tell you the mental abuse that you let fester in your life.
Abasement is not transgressed.
Whatever is all I have to say.
You had better get yourself together right now – today!

[Whatever, means that you better stop the lying and strive man!]

Worried about who loves you...
Have you thought about what friends are true?
Ask yourself are you a damn fool
To take their insults the way you do.
Every time they snap you up
Verify for what.
Ears are burning to hear them defame.
Realize they are not playing!

I love you...

[WHATEVER...]
|__________|________|______________________________________|
Penned on June 08, 2014!
Philosophical:  If you did friends into family and family into friends, whatever!
Form: Rhyme

The Jackdaw

The jackdaw is a curious bird
	He hops and runs along,
His genial “tchak, tchak” can be heard – 
	Alas, he has no song.

Why look these corvine birds so old ?
	Jet black and hooded grey,
With beady eye and black beak, bold,
	They chase small birds away.

Corvus Monedula is his name,
	It’s from the Latin took,
With habits very much the same
	Some take him for a rook.

Poor old Jack, has no collective
	For meeting with his friends,
He shouts “Tchak !  Tchak!” and this invective
	‘Gainst all mankind he sends.

Most creatures have collective nouns,
	It really is an oddity –
No way to name this gang of clowns ?
	I’ll christen them JOCUNDITY !
© Mike Jones  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Verse

A Burst of Poetic Thought

And it shall be that, time permitting
You shall take up these moments and place labels
On the thoughts behind the thoughts
And you, a creation from this exact action
Shall find a way out of your academic probation
To launch out and subject me, the creator,
To controlled observation
Of course, without the essential element
For a more informative experimental process

And of course I know, it is imperative
That you find something new to say
About the things that are of purported importance
Things, save the mark, others have already stated
With degrees of conviction

And so, you seeking the major in the microscopic
Shall follow the moment of the unspoken invective
Down to the core of its most autochthonous component
And then blow it way out of proportion
Simply because you wish to propose a toast
To the arm that moved the cells into motion
And pushed notions out of commotion

It bothers me very little to know
That in the course of your dissection of me
You will very likely succumb to moronic inclinations
And draw impetuous conclusions
Regarding what led this moment to its crisis
And pushed my brain to near conflagration
This, of course, would be a great service to you
And whatever funder sits behind your simplistic,
Misleading and pseudo-academic endeavors
Form: Rhyme

Stay Calm

Don't have time to hate,
Avoid thoughts that negate,
Resentment, envy, loathing and invective,
None of the above are ever effective.

Instead stay calm when people take the piss,
Ask for their hand politely, bow and give it a kiss,
When they, bemused, all of a muddle, ask you why?
Simply kiss them again and wave them goodbye.
© Bade Khunt  Create an image from this poem.

Throw Away Bathwater, Not Baby

Gratitude attitude grow
Peacock attitude away throw
Though temptations line up in a row 

Pointless, heartless any soul you to hurt
Under no circumstances invective blurt
Because so doing grows you curt

Achieving trinkets, reaping limpets
As you blow trivial trumpets
Deriding, riding, restless strumpets

In your city where contempt
Fashionable in an objectional attempt
To parade low grade hair unkempt

For aeons under neon lights
Illuminating prudish, brutish fights
Meant to ignore the snore of plights

Street kids endure under the watch
You observe at close quarters to catch
Miscreants and recidivists who latch

Onto corruption
To catalyze the eruption
So blatantly witnessed in the disruption

Probity suffers as wafers
Vanish into thin air when quaffers
Poke fun at a senile souse who suffers

Ravages of loneliness
You regret in the context of silliness
Egrets and open secrets endure as holiness

Suffers its biggest reverse
To learn men of the collar deemed so averse
To child molestation in vows so diverse

Embarrass your church
Leaving doubting Thomases in the lurch
As for meaning and direction they search

Wondering if hypocrisy in this crisis
Should call and recall paralysis
To promote or demote dialysis

As a cure for the malaise
Believers suffer in the craze
That undermines set standards in a maze

In which a plethora of anguish
You bear as you strive to distinguish
Reality from fiction. Your faith don’t extinguish

Or else you throw baby together with bath water
In the church and in your quarter
To deny you opportunities for malfeasance to alter.

Unique In That

Refrain: But who the hell cares ?
            I'm not unique in that.

Been feeling a little reflective
my past has not been kind
had a hard life
but who the hell cares ?
I'm not unique in that.

Suddenly there's new perspective
have I lost my mind ?
I must be looking for strife
but who the hell cares ?
I'm not unique in that.

Family thinks I'm defective
that puts me in a bind
so I lost my partner-goodbye wife
but who the hell cares ?
I'm not unique in that.

Have received the odd invective
but this is what I find
(mentally) cut-it-out with a knife
but who the hell cares ?
I'm not unique in that.

My heart contains a black diamond:
and I am
unique in that.


Elizabeth alexander                          20/12/2015.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Story For Truth

                          Normal is normal - it is not abnormal
                          Right is not wrong - or logic is terminal

                          Subverting a culture of tolerances and reason,
                          All tyrannies threaten peace and stability.
                          Unreasonable tyrants from belligerent minorities 
                          Menace tranquility with total hostility.

                          Up is not down - orange is not black
                          Air is not water - opinion is not fact

                          Using lies to spread a dangerous delusion,
                          With fascist hate speech - bully invective,
                          Political spin spreads fear and confusion;
                          Objective reporting is not politician subjective.

                          Telling a story is not - telling The Story
Form: Rhyme

Sonnet For the Politically Correct

SONNET FOR THE POLITICALLY CORRECT

[There is a history of the world, parallel with that which we know - or is it?]

Then Horatius slew no foes to defend the bridge
But invited Lars Porsena across for tea and crumpets
With our English dead did we not close up the breach
Nor storm the wall to sound of drums and trumpets
No promise of toil, tears, and sweat was made, but in lieu
One of handouts entitlements, counselling and free contraceptives
Our spokesmen were exhorted to tolerate every view
No 'evil empire' was confronted, with robust invective
We submitted to dependence, delusion and wishful thinking
In that parallel world of sweetness, light and no villainy
On a gradual slippery slope not aware we were sinking
In a slow subtle deluge of utopian soft tyranny 
A servile decaying world we inherit if we neglect
The fight for freedom, but embrace the politically correct
Form: Sonnet

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