Best Instructional Poems

Set goals that are reasonable
Reach them with the ladder of invisibility
Pet your dog and cat in equal proportion
Remember they are pets (They require petting)
Believe in one God.  (More than one gets confusing.)
Flush the toilet frequently
Make sure something is in it
Take walks that have a...

Continue reading...

Hold guns like bibles in both hands
Aim them in the air in any direction
For fun at parties invite them along
Polish off a bottle of whiskey first
Keep ammo in mayonnaise jars
For freshness cradle them like babies

If you must take guns to bed with you
Never feed them...

Continue reading...