Best In Laws Poems

Full circle, karma comes around 360 degrees. 
 When this happens, they'll be brought to their knees.

They have to answer for all they have done.
 Stealing everything from her and her sons.

Always preaching, with such righteous indignation.
 All their false modesty and sense of elation.

At...

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Slice ham so thin, your in-laws will never come back

This pearl of wisdom came my way
So many years ago
A TV ad that to this day,
The funniest I know

It sliced and diced, did everything
A kitchen chef could seek
In fact, it claimed that it could make
ONE tomato...

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God is the chief justice,his laws solutions

In the law making world of dreams,six people population

Father in law,mother in law,in the absence of children 

Son in law,daughter in law, in the absence of parents

Brother in law,sister in law,the law making relations

One law to other law,no any...

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IN-LAWS

Your parents long gone,
many in-laws fill space with joy.
Some take more than give.

By John Trusty...

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Making the In-Laws Welcome

By Elton Camp

“Visiting will be my sister & her mate Jim.
Penny warned, “Fred, you be nice to them.”

“Maybe they should stay at a hotel,
But still see that you treat them well.”

Fred prided himself on his guile
So he tried to hide an evil...

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as the case my be,
many in-laws or out-laws,
relatives of flaws…
~
 at the least, no peace,
cause of marriage mating-pause,
 epic dysfunctions…
~
erections of rules,
needed fool, not Viagra…
marriage is stagnate!

By John Moses Freeman
For and in Honor of Dr Ram
And Contest...

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Daughter-in - law's baggage.

That mother - in - law  will change
Or accept me for who I am
Seems difficult.
Being the head of the family,
She places orders to everyone,
Me given the most orders
Even my skillful assertiveness
Doesn't convince her.
"She did this","she did that"
Echoes in my mind.
Ego based...

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her own family
till death or eternity
home came the new bride

unsure and alone
mom-in-law takes a strong stand
history repeats

By-Tahera Mannan
For Dr. Ram's contest...

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They come to visit
with their opinions galore
Time to go home yet?

They mean well, but still
they're getting under my skin
Time to leave here now!

Got to love in-laws
especially when they go
Back home, far away...


Written by: Shani Fassbender...

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In-laws
And their flaws
Sisters and brothers
Ma’s and Pa’s

Some are sweet
Some are cold
Some are young
Some are old

They’re short
They’re tall
They talk too much
But they never call

Some will drink a coke
Others will have a beer
I hear someone saying “I’m thirsty” 
Here’s a class of water my dear

“I like rib...

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MOTHER IN LAWS
Mother in law’s are known to be interfering and feared,
Be loving, for they are the brunt of jokes of how they are persevered,
For they can cause chaos and absolute hell,
But can be sweet and understanding as well,
For which side of the fence, are...

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Never had I embraced an officious abode as religiously before

But this striking red and white interior I started to adore

If I was out on a run and needed to use the loo

I’d stop by and relieve myself with no urgency to remove my shoe

Nested on...

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Lines Thought At My In-Laws’ Commode
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Oh! This, their only-bathroom, is in the kitchen.
And this door, an iron door!
Allows even the smallest sounds slip—hiss fiss siss 
Hahaha…!
And it has a wide, an-inch’s-gap below.
'Their new, darling son-in-law,
They count my talks and measure my steps.'
Ah! My heart is...

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sit and listen to the quiet
it's outside the christmas norm
because now, when all is silent
it's the calm before the storm

the kids are upstairs sleeping
you're resting, sitting with a drink
in a few hours ...storms a brewing
it'll push you to the brink

the kids are up and yelling
paper...

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There we sat, a sunny afternoon
The barbie lit, not quite enough flame
Her father fans it, wife tries to explain
Happy families. Two language game
I’ve nothing in common, forgotten their name.

I let myself go, release my sarcastic mood
We’re all inane smiles personified polite
He’s waving at the barbie...

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