Best In Laws Poems
In-LawsFull circle, karma comes around 360 degrees.
When this happens, they'll be brought to their knees.
They have to answer for all they have done.
Stealing everything from her and her sons.
Always preaching, with such righteous indignation.
All their false modesty and sense of elation.
At...
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Categories:
in laws, family, life, sad
Form:
Couplet
Slice Ham So Thin, Your In-Laws Will Never Come BackSlice ham so thin, your in-laws will never come back
This pearl of wisdom came my way
So many years ago
A TV ad that to this day,
The funniest I know
It sliced and diced, did everything
A kitchen chef could seek
In fact, it claimed that it could make
ONE tomato...
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Categories:
in laws, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
In LawsGod is the chief justice,his laws solutions
In the law making world of dreams,six people population
Father in law,mother in law,in the absence of children
Son in law,daughter in law, in the absence of parents
Brother in law,sister in law,the law making relations
One law to other law,no any...
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Categories:
in laws, relationship,
Form:
Light Verse
In LawsIN-LAWS
Your parents long gone,
many in-laws fill space with joy.
Some take more than give.
By John Trusty...
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Categories:
in laws, family, life
Form:
Senryu
Making the In-Laws WelcomeMaking the In-Laws Welcome
By Elton Camp
“Visiting will be my sister & her mate Jim.
Penny warned, “Fred, you be nice to them.”
“Maybe they should stay at a hotel,
But still see that you treat them well.”
Fred prided himself on his guile
So he tried to hide an evil...
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Categories:
in laws, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
In-Lawsas the case my be,
many in-laws or out-laws,
relatives of flaws…
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at the least, no peace,
cause of marriage mating-pause,
epic dysfunctions…
~
erections of rules,
needed fool, not Viagra…
marriage is stagnate!
By John Moses Freeman
For and in Honor of Dr Ram
And Contest...
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Categories:
in laws, social
Form:
Senryu
Daughter In Laws Baggage
Daughter-in - law's baggage.
That mother - in - law will change
Or accept me for who I am
Seems difficult.
Being the head of the family,
She places orders to everyone,
Me given the most orders
Even my skillful assertiveness
Doesn't convince her.
"She did this","she did that"
Echoes in my mind.
Ego based...
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Categories:
in laws, emotions, environment, hope, women,
Form:
Free verse
In-LawsThey come to visit
with their opinions galore
Time to go home yet?
They mean well, but still
they're getting under my skin
Time to leave here now!
Got to love in-laws
especially when they go
Back home, far away...
Written by: Shani Fassbender...
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Categories:
in laws, family
Form:
Senryu
In Lawsher own family
till death or eternity
home came the new bride
unsure and alone
mom-in-law takes a strong stand
history repeats
By-Tahera Mannan
For Dr. Ram's contest...
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Categories:
in laws, life
Form:
Senryu
Mother In LawsMOTHER IN LAWS
Mother in law’s are known to be interfering and feared,
Be loving, for they are the brunt of jokes of how they are persevered,
For they can cause chaos and absolute hell,
But can be sweet and understanding as well,
For which side of the fence, are...
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Categories:
in laws, family,
Form:
Limerick
In-LawsIn-laws
And their flaws
Sisters and brothers
Ma’s and Pa’s
Some are sweet
Some are cold
Some are young
Some are old
They’re short
They’re tall
They talk too much
But they never call
Some will drink a coke
Others will have a beer
I hear someone saying “I’m thirsty”
Here’s a class of water my dear
“I like rib...
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Categories:
in laws, day, old, sweet,
Form:
Rhyme
My Mother In Laws HouseNever had I embraced an officious abode as religiously before
But this striking red and white interior I started to adore
If I was out on a run and needed to use the loo
I’d stop by and relieve myself with no urgency to remove my shoe
Nested on...
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Categories:
in laws, heartbreak, heartbroken,
Form:
Rhyme
Lines Thought At My In-Laws CommodeLines Thought At My In-Laws’ Commode
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Oh! This, their only-bathroom, is in the kitchen.
And this door, an iron door!
Allows even the smallest sounds slip—hiss fiss siss
Hahaha…!
And it has a wide, an-inch’s-gap below.
'Their new, darling son-in-law,
They count my talks and measure my steps.'
Ah! My heart is...
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Categories:
in laws, fear, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Calm Before the Stormsit and listen to the quiet
it's outside the christmas norm
because now, when all is silent
it's the calm before the storm
the kids are upstairs sleeping
you're resting, sitting with a drink
in a few hours ...storms a brewing
it'll push you to the brink
the kids are up and yelling
paper...
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Categories:
in laws, america, christmas, family, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Sunny AfternoonThere we sat, a sunny afternoon
The barbie lit, not quite enough flame
Her father fans it, wife tries to explain
Happy families. Two language game
I’ve nothing in common, forgotten their name.
I let myself go, release my sarcastic mood
We’re all inane smiles personified polite
He’s waving at the barbie...
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Categories:
in laws, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Rhyme