Best Hotties Poems

Oh Vanity Thy Name is Metro-Man

At the gym,
admiring his bulging biceps in a giant mirror,
he reaches for his ever-ready smart phone
and stops to make a boastful tweet.

Driving home, sipping his protein drink,
he involuntarily sneers
noticing construction workers on a roof,
their strong bronzed arms glistening in the...

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A special dedication to Beyoncé's "Drunk in Love" song in her album "Beyoncé", which came out in 2013.
 
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I took a cat nap...yah put on your classic, clever-mini cap 
drank that sorrow sap, my companion and cool chap 
Torture me with your rap...
and all that...

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i tried to notice without noticing.
i tried to fit in by not standing out,
but i knew i was different.
their walls much bigger.
their yards much nicer.

in elementary it seemed everyone
was in the same class: lower class,
but this was junior high across town,
on white burb avenue
and i...

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 No Mickey, Minnie, or Goofy- no Jimmy The Cricket
                The spirit of Sodom is Gomorrah...what I see is plain "Wicked"

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You puckered up your lips
You went and cut your Beatle fringe
You squeezed in your bikini
And you trimmed your ginger minge
Your shadow on the beach eclipsed
The bathers on the sa-a-a-a-nd
Oh Tru-u-u-udy! You're out to bag a man
.
She lazes on the beach
Down by the Purple Dolphin Bar
She...

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Fuzzy and hairy that is what he was, a cuddly big bear. She   
Undressed shyly before him while he took his own sweet time   
Zesting it up with cologne before a mirror, what a nervous boy     ...

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Keepers of the "Man Cave"
A revelation dawned today
I've seen the refuge built
Where the boy in a man be saved

Sandbox space with trucks arrayed
Standing guard your sacred forts 
Battles wars and raids dissuade 
Your hearts from changing their course

Keepers of the "Man Cave"
Protectors of cyber space
Guarding...

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Again
on the highway
reading bumper stickers
this morning
"life is a beach,
You  know what I mean"
"got Jesus,got milk?
buy one,get one free"
"got virgins?go to Virginia"
"dropout and proud"
"my dog is smarter
then your student 
of the month"
"bad boys rock,
bad girls rock and roll"
"lady,your middle finger stinks"
"retired,no boss,no bills"
"back up with...

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Men and women
Boys and girls
Both of them
Make senses whirl

Beef and cheese
Two kinds of cakes
Some are smart
And some are flakes

Hunks and hotties
Lads and lasses
They make us say
"Look at those asses!!"
 
Pimps and whores
Knights and dames
They look for love
Don't care for names

Masculine and feminine
Just combine the two
Both...

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Hottie

Handsome happy hunk 
Honest Huggable heartthrob
Hotties have high hopes

Infatuation

Infatuation
Interested intensely
Innocence indeed

Joyous

Joyous jumping jack
Judicious juggler joker
Joins jumbo jet job

24.7.2020...

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most women always saying how they only want a man with a fine body
 when in reality most of them are not really hotties
 with rolls here and there talking about that's only baby fat
 but will not give the time of day to a...

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We woman want a real man
5'8 with muscular hands
sleeping & playin in black sand
where only me & you on the island
Playin in the water that's crystal blue
lookin deep in your eyes sayin I Love You
Listenin to the relationship your tryin to pursue
Doing anything & everything...

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Spring semester has started.
We’re all immersed in the ritual of change
and totally committed to that descent into madness
to the relentless drabness, the flatness, the blandness
for the hours, days and weeks of study
and a bone-deep fatigue that’s actually funny

We’ll live at the edge of intensity
near the...

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WORLD FAMOUS
HE WANTED OUT OF THE CONTRACTILE PAPERS THAT LIMITED
HIS PRESENT EXISTENCE.
HE COACHED BEYOND WELL.
HE TURNED AMATEURS INTO NEAR CLOSE PRO'S: BUT THEY REFUSED TO SHINE
THEY REFUSED TO BE OUTSPOKEN, THEY REFUSED TO ADD THE COHESION THEY NEEDED
TO BE BEST AMONGST THEMSELVES: AND BEST IN...

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i love airports
so many hotties
people rush around
i love airports

i would prefer
to sit here watching
all the new people
i love airports

i love airports
i got some coffee
i’ll never be found
i love airports...

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