Best Hotties Poems

Oh Vanity Thy Name is Metro-Man

At the gym,
admiring his bulging biceps in a giant mirror,
he reaches for his ever-ready smart phone
and stops to make a...

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A special dedication to Beyoncé's "Drunk in Love" song in her album "Beyoncé", which came out in 2013.
 
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I took a cat nap...yah put on...

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i tried to notice without noticing.
i tried to fit in by not standing out,
but i knew i was different.
their walls much bigger.
their yards much nicer.

in...

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 No Mickey, Minnie, or Goofy- no Jimmy The Cricket
               ...

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You puckered up your lips
You went and cut your Beatle fringe
You squeezed in your bikini
And you trimmed your ginger minge
Your shadow on the beach eclipsed
The...

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Fuzzy and hairy that is what he was, a cuddly big bear. She   
Undressed shyly before him while he took his own sweet...

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Keepers of the "Man Cave"
A revelation dawned today
I've seen the refuge built
Where the boy in a man be saved

Sandbox space with trucks arrayed
Standing guard your...

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Again
on the highway
reading bumper stickers
this morning
"life is a beach,
You  know what I mean"
"got Jesus,got milk?
buy one,get one free"
"got virgins?go to Virginia"
"dropout and proud"
"my dog...

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Men and women
Boys and girls
Both of them
Make senses whirl

Beef and cheese
Two kinds of cakes
Some are smart
And some are flakes

Hunks and hotties
Lads and lasses
They make us...

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most women always saying how they only want a man with a fine body
 when in reality most of them are not really hotties
 with...

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Hottie

Handsome happy hunk 
Honest Huggable heartthrob
Hotties have high hopes

Infatuation

Infatuation
Interested intensely
Innocence indeed

Joyous

Joyous jumping jack
Judicious juggler joker
Joins jumbo jet job

24.7.2020...

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We woman want a real man
5'8 with muscular hands
sleeping & playin in black sand
where only me & you on the island
Playin in the water that's...

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WORLD FAMOUS
HE WANTED OUT OF THE CONTRACTILE PAPERS THAT LIMITED
HIS PRESENT EXISTENCE.
HE COACHED BEYOND WELL.
HE TURNED AMATEURS INTO NEAR CLOSE PRO'S: BUT THEY REFUSED TO...

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i love airports
so many hotties
people rush around
i love airports

i would prefer
to sit here watching
all the new people
i love airports

i love airports
i got some coffee
i’ll never...

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