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Best Hortense Poems

Below are the all-time best Hortense poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hortense poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Sillies Galore


Why does our nose smell and our feet run?

Methinks the answer could be kinky

If Mother Nature chose the other way round

It sure would be messy...

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Categories: hortense, silly,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Swore Like A Trooper


There once was a lass named Hortense
When she spoke she didn't make sense
An interpreter was needed
But the interpreter cheated
Swore like a trooper, made the air...

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Categories: hortense, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT
IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT

Not a knockout to begin with
Dubious  the juices beneath her skin
Hortense Winesap was a last resort
(after all    the...

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Categories: hortense, life
Form: Narrative
Hortenese Reads a Romance Novel
Hortense Reads a Romance Novel

By Elton Camp

The cover picture is easy to understand 
Beautiful woman with bare-chested man

Into her lusty eyes he does peer 
Their...

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Categories: hortense, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Diary Of Lord Kellington (9)
Tonight is for reflection.
Not the kind found in a mirror.  
Which of course I have none.  Mores the pity.  I would love...

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Categories: hortense, funnyme,
Form: Narrative



Offense
There once was a fat lady named Hortense
who claimed she could sing but this was nonsense.
She would make our ears ring
when she tried hard to...

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Categories: hortense, humor,
Form: Limerick