Best Hortense Poems
Below are the all-time best Hortense poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hortense poems written by PoetrySoup members
Sillies GaloreWhy does our nose smell and our feet run?
Methinks the answer could be kinky
If Mother Nature chose the other way round
It sure would be messy...
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Categories:
hortense, silly,
Form:
Narrative
Swore Like a TrooperThere once was a lass named Hortense
When she spoke she didn't make sense
An interpreter was needed
But the interpreter cheated
Swore like a trooper, made the air...
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Categories:
hortense, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Hortenese Reads a Romance NovelHortense Reads a Romance Novel
By Elton Camp
The cover picture is easy to understand
Beautiful woman with bare-chested man
Into her lusty eyes he does peer
Their...
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Categories:
hortense, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Names From YesteryearHortense and Gertrude
Priscilla, Imogene
Once-popular names
no more to be seen
Isadore, Cornelius
Cyrus and Mortimer
Back in the day such
...
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Categories:
hortense, fun, identity, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
It Happened One NightIT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT
Not a knockout to begin with
Dubious the juices beneath her skin
Hortense Winesap was a last resort
(after all the...
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Categories:
hortense, life
Form:
Narrative
The Diary of Lord Kellington (9)Tonight is for reflection.
Not the kind found in a mirror.
Which of course I have none. Mores the pity. I would love...
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Categories:
hortense, funnyme,
Form:
Narrative
No Longer Feeling TenseMy given name is Hortense, and I am an English Professor,
I love my job and my life, and to do my best I endeavor.
I am...
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Categories:
hortense, childhood, fantasy, imagery, nature,
Form:
Couplet
UnstableI see no Knight in shining armour
On his trusty steed
I can't see the local farmer or man of any
Colour or creed
Who would want a valentine...
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Categories:
hortense, 10th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
OffenseThere once was a fat lady named Hortense
who claimed she could sing but this was nonsense.
She would make our ears ring
when she tried hard to...
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Categories:
hortense, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Regular HootHortense Halle was a regular hoot
She bought herself a new cottontail suit
Hula hoop earrings
A pair of pink wings
She never...
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Categories:
hortense, cute, fashion, flying,
Form:
Limerick
Heard a Who, Smelled a Who, Burned WhatHorton smelled a Who, what about Hortense
Did she have that special female 'sixth sense'
It seems she was lacking
...
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Categories:
hortense, animal, drug, husband, senses,
Form:
Limerick
Wrung OutHortense was an Opera singer,
Who thought she was a humdinger.
Every breath that she took,
Screamed like a strangulated chook,
The audience put Hortense through the wringer....
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Categories:
hortense, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick