Best Hortense Poems
Below are the all-time best Hortense poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hortense poems written by PoetrySoup members
Sillies Galore
Why does our nose smell and our feet run?
Methinks the answer could be kinky
If Mother Nature chose the other way round
It sure would be messy...
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Categories:
hortense, silly,
Form:
Narrative
Swore Like A Trooper
There once was a lass named Hortense
When she spoke she didn't make sense
An interpreter was needed
But the interpreter cheated
Swore like a trooper, made the air...
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Categories:
hortense, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHTIT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT
Not a knockout to begin with
Dubious the juices beneath her skin
Hortense Winesap was a last resort
(after all the...
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Categories:
hortense, life
Form:
Narrative
Hortenese Reads a Romance Novel
Hortense Reads a Romance Novel
By Elton Camp
The cover picture is easy to understand
Beautiful woman with bare-chested man
Into her lusty eyes he does peer
Their...
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Categories:
hortense, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (9)Tonight is for reflection.
Not the kind found in a mirror.
Which of course I have none. Mores the pity. I would love...
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Categories:
hortense, funnyme,
Form:
Narrative
Offense
There once was a fat lady named Hortense
who claimed she could sing but this was nonsense.
She would make our ears ring
when she tried hard to...
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Categories:
hortense, humor,
Form:
Limerick