Best Hooper Poems

Write a limerick of your own about a Muppet. 
If you post it in a comment or in soup mail to me, 
and I find...

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I lay awake in that dark hour and was reflecting on my life
From all the travelling I had done to the breakup with my wife
I...

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Fires burning, burning bright.
Not for warmth or even light.                ...

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“I’m familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you on the a$$.”

—Jaws (Hooper)


idyllic setting.
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Carefree Teddy Bears
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The casting crew look at you and their minds go in the gutter 
If you knew their thoughts, it would make you shudder 
Ernie feels...

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When he died, no one told me.
Why would they, I had not seen him in years?
Yet that day, he kept walking in and out
of my...

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When he died, no one told me,
why would they, I had not seen him in years?
Yet that day, he kept walking in and out
of my...

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Pink flamingos prance with Hooper cranes
high above a vaulted mall ceiling,
a China-blue sky paints fluff upon stucco clouds.

I hold your hand playing hide and seek,
intimate...

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Mein kampf synonymous as a blooper

Writer of these words,
a former Lower Providence inhabitant,
who dwelled within darkest depths
of Dante Alighieri's inferno
for most of his outlandish, impish,
and...

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