Best Ho Hum Poems

Ho-hum, another war lost
  We should have won
Our new partner for peace ~ the Taliban

Ho-hum, a new school year
  First semester's curriculum
    Learn whom to FEAR

Ho-hum, we're going all-electric
  While 'Mr. Green President'
Begs Russia ~ Pump more oil! Protet...

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Never

clever



_____________________
Carrie Richards - 7//7/15...

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Had a Ho Hum Attitude

My friend could tell from his first glance
I had a ho hum attitude full of happenstance
After being to the point yet matter of fact
And in each poem myself I would enact.

Always true to form Terry could tell
Then from him often I...

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Bump Bump in the night-
superior thinking bore-
amusement for me....

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Suddenly their adrenaline kicked in...when lightening struck the ninth hole




6-1-18...

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Well today it finally happened
The day I dreaded most
I just found a poet
Who could out poet me, oh woe

He just came to visit
To help check out my mind
And when he left he suggested
Where he thought I should go

I just couldn't stand it
I had to take...

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I was going to write a nice little poem
all about love, beauty, etcetera - an anthem
but cheery words simply would not come
instead, a sad song I just started to hum               ...

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Here's yours and thanks for mine
   Candy bars are so benign
For vibrating sex toys do we pine
   ~ And for an extra treat, a bottle of wine



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Ho hum, the doldrums:
I twiddle my thumbs
and scratch my bum.
I bumble ‘round,
and when I’m done,
I murmur, mumble, humph and hum.

Ding-dong, the same old song:
I bang my drum
and clang my gong;
I even brought
my bell along.
Tinkle, ting, naw, that’s just wrong.

Tick tock, flip flop
My brain is oozing
gloopy...

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Got up and went to work, ho-hum
   Ran errands on the way home, hum-drum
Grabbed a beer and a bite of dinner, ho-hum
   Checked out the news online, hum-drum

Called my sister in L.A., ho-hum
   Deleted some emails, hum-drum
Played a couple...

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i look at life from the side
i am always wrong
i look at life while perfectly centered
i am still always wrong
i look at life at a right side view
i am definitely wrong on that end
i look at life at a left handed view
things begin to become...

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Raining again, paper, pen,
switch on the kettle, sigh again.
Bread in the toaster, egg in the pan,
Dear sir or Madam, I don't think I can
write this missive, explaining circumstance,
it's too near the knuckle, to your tune I won't dance.
I'll just have my breakfast and give it...

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   Oh, True Inspiration! Where have you been
     Can't you see the abominable shape my poetry's in

   Bring back the celebration, the excitation
     the fascination, the transformations 

   Huh? Whuss that?...

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Santa's lost his Ho Ho Ho!
Where did Santa's Ho Ho Ho go
Did it fall from his sleigh?
When Rudolph yelled out Hey!,
Stop Santa was Blitzens call,
Saying,
Did you not see them fall,
When you hit that chimney wall?
Santa, could you please drive slow,
So we may find your Ho...

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