Best Hern Poems
.
of course 'pon hern petite
'twere droopy
everywhere
save
hern expose'd mid torso
where'st
mine dukes 'came
lock'd
gently nervously
lock'd
where'st mine lock
cauze'd hern eyne'z
pop
too
mine shirt's
drop
flop
soft swift
plop
'bout ourn kneez
'bout ourn feets
'bout hern sheath
losing mine shirt
she'z in good
handz
.
mine speak's
flesh
softly
rest
.
She’z lovely
all over
She’z revelling
mine
.
fathom this fellowz
whilst i try mine
superior
not
tuh twist
yourn
thinks
Her petticoat
Oh sure
she held unto
normal stand'z
yet
the audience found thuh
wonder
why it's cotton
white
sway'd az uh church bell
miss'n it's
rockabilly frilly
habit
Tap
*In Old English “habit" meant attire or dress.
It originated from the Latin “habitus" meaning
appearance.
*The undercarriage of a woman is the pelvic floor,
which is a large, layered muscle sling located at
the base of the pelvis ,)
.
'neath it
hern navel
that spot mother once
fed hern
i
now
'neath it
reach'n
'neath it
achoo
hack
hack
i'm okay
just uh
li'l fuzzie
whut
,)
.
Glisten
Mine eyne be converted
Blind
hern dishabille transformed
mine see
yesss
through that voile
Of course she caused mine blind
yet
mine squinted
je'
gently
*voile: diaphanous clothing ;)
.
‘Tiz ‘cauze uv hern
flash florid
hern
En mine hammock
Whilst thuh morning rush
Uv thuh creek
Chip Chip
Chip
Chipmunk’s preen
Cool spring breeze
Past mine kitchen
Vindow
Uh
flower mine
en
Hammock
dreamz
.
'long
hern she
'long each
her camberz
each
mine sheath
her crystaline
sparkling
to mine
Mine maws
Speak
'to bella
lock
.
i heard no
Pop
Rip
Tare
Nope
Just
“mmph”
And
“don’t stop”
,)
.
such the bundle
uv
energy
eager
live touchy
energized
wire
.
hern daddy'z
Winchester
giddy'up
.
The blessing
for mine i
(for the most part)
eyne
for
unto
it seemed forever
i
yesss mine
(with the ever so soft)
wiped back
hern halo
But
(there is a but)
i kissed and
weaned her
unto hern
Wild
(polygraph me)
morning
noon
and nights
*]
.
az thuh ball room
dancer
eve
and hern
pretty
sashayed 'bout ourn
rose garden
twirl'n she were
hern pixie self
smiling
whilst her cascading
auburn tressez
showed off
their streeks uv
wise
thuh purtiest gray
I challenge
each lock
mine
Thrice
Hot spring
Early summer
Chilly low season
How could i (not bella)
Forget such bloom (twice in june)
Front i
Certainly
The neighborz
Through the scrim
Front mine eyne (count mine torso'z pounding)
moundz
'top uv
moundz
The glow 'bout mine face (bella'z)
Them roses
those thornz