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Best Go Figure Poems

Below are the all-time best Go Figure poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of go figure poems written by PoetrySoup members


It's Fine, Really
I guess I’m narcissistic
I suppose I’m masochistic.
Fitting into just another statistic. 

Hah, go figure.

I guess this is my delusion.
I suppose I enjoy seclusion. 
Pardoning me...

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Categories: go figure, self,



Raging at the Machine
Aaarrhhh!
You say it's not working again, dear
Curse that piece of metal junk,
it only works on Monday, Wednesday and Friday
Part-time dishwashing machine ...
and half of the...

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Categories: go figure, anger, humor, humorous, marriage,

All Over the Place
Goofy-
Go figure.
Wondering,
Numerous trips to Disneyland in childhood?
Now part of me,
Shake him off?
Gave up long ago.
My face is lifted in warped muse,
Monty Python,
Where did that all...

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Categories: go figure, funny, imagination, life, mystery,

Inside the Mind of a Woman
A gaggle of Mad Scientists
Shrunk me down in size
Placed me in a tiny syringe
Injected me into a woman's mind

They gave me special instructions
While there to...

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Categories: go figure, funny, humor, women,

Hi Jesus
You are my Lord and Savior, my only redeeming quality
A thought I'd savor, but that You died for me to be free
The pain they put...

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Categories: go figure, friendship,

TORN BETWEEN TWO LOVERS
I'm sitting here all alone,
emotions numb, with words  you've shown.
You chose to leave our bed last night,
precious time wasted, to hold me tight....

I'm still...

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Categories: go figure, lost lovewords, care, me,

My Last Party
Go figure,
My very last party,
And no one knows I'm here,
And they're all talking
about me,
Seems they really care...

If only I could get
over to that chair...
They might...

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: go figure, allegory, death, faith, inspirational,

Go Figure
Her figure of speech like an hour glass                 ...

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© John Beam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: go figure, allusion, beauty, inspiration, meaningful,

Premium Member Perfect Six form Abstract art
no
figure-
go figure

...

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Categories: go figure, art,

My name is Catastrophe
Hell hath no replete replica like an Ohiohell
memom memoboys dispelled with lovelessloss lorn laments
measured in misgiven gravid neutral grautities of cool compromised cruel
capsid cascades of...

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Categories: go figure, angst, child, father, children,

The Alphabet 5-0
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© Quincy Mac  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: go figure, earth, international, peace, rap,

Attack of the Worst Jejemon: Go Figure
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Categories: go figure,

Being a dreamer
Being a dreamer is never boring,
	Its like a boat without its mooring,
You can pretend to be a fish,
	Swim a bit, laugh, act so childish,
Or you...

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Categories: go figure, childhood, humor,

Premium Member WELL WORTH WAITING IN PART 2 - COLLABORATION
Eric’s revitalised me and my home 
Over his body my fingers would roam
He’s great at fixing and gluing
Expert at banging and screwing
I’m so happy that...

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Categories: go figure, boyfriend, humorous, jealousy,

dakarai cobb - The Poetic Chump
OK fellow soupers, sit back and relax;
I'm about to smash this "SAMURAI" with the "AFRO."
So with this POETIC ANTHRAX,
watch how I poison him with my...

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Categories: go figure, slamme,

Well Here We Are

at last he knows what
has been kicking his ass all these years
living a slow trauma smelling of empire
guardians of civilization on strike or asleep
concluding that...

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Categories: go figure, how i feel,

Premium Member Legend of Bog Hollow
They’d crossed the great divide, to the other side of the ‘Oh My God River’.
Our Trolls were struck by the ‘Bridge Too Far’, it set...

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Categories: go figure, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,

' Do The Math ... ' ( 35th Senryu )
‘Do The Math … ’      35th   Senryu

          Defeating Censure
...

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Categories: go figure, allegory, life, nostalgia, people,

Premium Member Haiku: Political Commentary
near cultural shock
fall rain brings thunder...lightning?
San Francisco weird

Brian Johnston
November 9, 2015

Poet's Note:
In the Bay Area rain itself is unusual, but thunder and lightning are very...

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Categories: go figure, life, weather,

Haiku - Heaven, Hell, or Purgatory, Your Choice
Sometimes I just like
to have fun with syllables
and call it haiku

Seventeen is big
number in my family
stuff happens that age

Epilepsy for
one, then there's eye surgery
two don't...

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Categories: go figure, on writing and words,

A Quick Thought
The fool
if I catch him will
be me

This Annoyance
in soup server error is pain in
ones arse

The arrogant
never return compliment
what wrong

the wit
I often use is misunderstood
go figure

fat...

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Categories: go figure, life,

My Journey in Christ
 
Picture by Pinterest
My Journey in Christ 
~*~
I wasn’t forced to follow Christ, I Decided it,
I don’t worship to hear my voice,
I worship because He...

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Categories: go figure, bible, easter, faith, god,

Shady Sadie
Just a saggy-sad dumbfounded Basset Hound
Got claimed at the doggone-it lost puppy pound
Just hangin' out now and nosing around
Waiting for my supper to get back...

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Categories: go figure, pets, life, life,

Go-Figure, It's God
Memory sometimes blank
Point of work? Almst crazy!
Wish to talk; somehow aggrivated
What love, peace?
Damnation constant rain

God working 
Fight confusion, sin
Accept high school D's, F's
Open gift within
Love...

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Categories: go figure, religion, high school,

Twenty
Twenty seconds time
Is the time that it takes me
To update Facebook


Twenty minutes time
I could have written poems
Instead, arguments

In twenty days time
To Russia, China and back
But...

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Categories: go figure, life