Attack of the Worst Jejemon: Go Figure

4T4k uv d (w0Rs+) Jej3M0n! ((60 f16Ur3 ))


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jej3jej3e
d1s !z gohNna 
beEh kUreZzi
j3j3j3j3j3

hayZ 
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+0 +yp3 1n j3j3m0n  

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60 f16Ur3 

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60 f16Ur3 

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60 f16Ur3 

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+17 n3x+ +1m3 
D4 j3j3m0n 
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jajajajaja
cge nah p0h
Im/'z G0iHN nahhhh!!
j3j3j3j3j3j3j3j3


**************************
!
Worst poem
would be 
this

the absoulute
is came out
from my earS

did'nt 
cram 'as 'alwyas

No holds barred~
ok i'm lying...

good luck
to those who tried 
to figure the above poem

jajajajajajaja!!



**for pd's contest :)

---haha I sort of cheated on this one?
used a jejemon translator-- aaAcckKK I never KNEW there even was one O_O!!
but I inserted some more into it jejejejeje (hehehehe)

Jejemon is sort of trend here with some people with regards to texting-- 
typing in words using symbols & numbers to make them look cuter(?!?),
& using a slew of H's, Z's...
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Nandy Avatar
December 8, 2010 at 11:27 AM
jajajajaja (hahahaha) Congratulations on your 1st place in a "worst poem ever" contest. TRluy desREvinG. I CrcakEd MaH BriAns trIying tO DecIPeHRE.
Milgate Avatar
December 3, 2010 at 7:31 PM
AHHHHHHHHH! First place for sure.
Iyer Avatar
November 24, 2010 at 3:42 AM
i CAME HERE to SeE the WoRsT pOEM, WEll you did not disappoint me, cheers
Brown Avatar
November 23, 2010 at 6:12 AM
Congratulations on your 1st Place win in PD'S contest Nikko. Love, Carol
R Avatar
November 23, 2010 at 1:02 AM
A#%&hdnikk000dn31pkduvjdpssmci11!!!9#$^&(() O Congrats!:)) PS: I soo loved the hayZ 1 D0n\'+ kn0w h0wZ lines --it was the closest to something that makes sense:)))
A   Avatar
November 22, 2010 at 10:14 AM
sorry still here reading your comments,,lol,,, i love Mitch, comments,, and Tahera oi did I spell that right,,, anyways glad your poem was entertaining even for my teen,,lol,,, later,..p.d.
A   Avatar
November 22, 2010 at 10:10 AM
lol,,,, its funn how this made the hot list,,sorry nikko,, alot,of my wrst poms,, oi,, even m cricet is up there,,,,
Culverhouse Avatar
November 22, 2010 at 6:18 AM
well deserved win!!!! gave me a head ache trying to figure it out!! LOL
Bloomsfield Avatar
November 22, 2010 at 2:21 AM
Congratulations ön your worst poem ever. .wajaja. .i find this quite entertaining. .lol!great creative work!:)
Mannan Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 8:02 PM
What an amazingly nutty poem Nikko. Many congratulations for this win.
White Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 7:35 PM
You are a true nut. I already have severe dyslexia and trying to read this probably made it worse HAHA Love n Hugs Nikko
Dietrich Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 2:02 PM
Nikko. you pulled it off. BEST of the Worst! I would say least comprehended!! A big congrats, my friend. LUv, Andrea
Kendrick Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 1:34 PM
Congratulations on your humor showing through..Sara
Mehta Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 12:35 PM
Very funny, Nikko.Congratulations on this well deserved win,
Sweetheart Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 11:50 AM
Congrats Nikko my friend.. u took top prize..number one in P.D.'s contest with the worst poem.. bet that never happened before..haha.. enjoy and Happy Thanksgiving luv..
Mehta Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 10:25 AM
Nikko.....Cong@#%s on w()&^g 1st S?>t in contest........... Luv/best wishes.....Hitendra Mehta
Santiago Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 9:53 AM
N1k20, c0N6r4t5 0N Y0ur w1N 1N Dp’5 w0r5t p03m5 c0Nt35t!
Richards Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 8:41 AM
OMG...how did you have the patience to do this!!!! You are amazing.....worst is worst and better is better...and best is best...I can't make up my mind!!! :)
Neels Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 8:16 AM
Congratulations on your first place with this "mad" write Nikko ;) hope your weekend was a brilliant one
A   Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 7:58 AM
Nikko, Nikko, Nikko, CONGRATULATIONS!! this by far the worst, and bad attempt to make something even called a poem,..lol.. knowing you~ it was all done on purpose,, lol,,, by the way tat is some crazy texting you have there, glad I'm not even going to try to break the code,,, Had lots of fun with this contest,, have a nice and wonderful day,..p.d.
Santiago Avatar
November 18, 2010 at 3:04 PM
attack of the worst jejemon (go figure) hahahaha hehehehe this is gonna be cute hehehehehe ah, i don’t know how to type in jejemon me sad now (i’m sad now) make me smile as in right now so i am using this translator go figure combining my own translation as well go figure i don’t text this way reading this gives me headache go figure hehehe till next time the jejemon attacks again hahahahaha ok, bye i’ m going now hehehehehehehehe
Smalling Avatar
November 18, 2010 at 8:39 AM
Too old to learn, but visually, I love the anger in the picture.
Devonshire Avatar
November 16, 2010 at 8:03 AM
I'm glad you put the explanation in the bottom, Nikko. I thought these were algebra equations and I don't use texting so it didn't make sense to me. Good luck in the contest! Love, Carolyn
Dietrich Avatar
November 15, 2010 at 10:03 PM
good grief, nikko. I don't understand all this techno translator texting junk you are into. hahaha. But certaily a poem cannot get worse than THAT. hahaha. Maybe you will get top score. LUv, Andrea ps. I am going off now. I have so much yet to do and it's already 11 p.m CRAP. see ya, andrea
Dietrich Avatar
November 15, 2010 at 9:21 PM
Yup, it is not too good . hahaha. was it just invented on the spur of the moment as mine was?
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