Best German Shepherd Poems

There once was a German Shepherd
Who liked to act like a leopard
He went to get a chicken, 
But it went a kickin’
And then they both got peppered....

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I  usually work at airports
Checking for things people snort
As well as the wacky  weed they smoke
Last week I caught an English bloke
Trying to smuggle  ganja and  some  "coke"


I sniffed him out before he even  boarded the plane
Sometimes I wonder...

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Alpha Ursa Major, Alert (Ali),
Bardonino (Bart), Barbera,
Cory, Cody, Cowboy
Deschka, Dodger, Drummer Boy,
Eroica, Elektra,
Firebird (Sandy’s daughter), Firecracker, 
Gangster, Gandy Dancer, Gimmick,
Happy Feet, Hellsapoppin, Hurricane Hattie,
Image, Iesha,
Just Morgan, Jolly Roger, Jalapena (Pepper),
Kerry,
Lucifer, Lucas (Sardy’s sons),
Morgan, 
Night Ranger, Nacho,
Odyssey (Roxy), Omar, Omega,
Prissy, Pattycake, Peter Piper Pepper (Taco’s daughter),
Quincy,...

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German Shepherd For Sale Really Cheap

By Elton Camp

Her huge dog was Meg’s delight
Though destructive & prone to bite

In the shrubbery, he liked to dig
And he stank worse than a pig

The cur was a neighborhood blight
Because he barked loudly all night

A sack of dog food lasted...

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If I had a German Shepherd on my porch
I could be happy, the old grandpa-want-to-be said.
The day was gorgeous, the sunset outstanding.
But he saw none of this, concentrating on what he did not have
Instead of all the things that he did.

His wife put the most...

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There was a German Shepherd named George
Who - on only the best would gorge
If you offered him ground beef or fish
He would growl and cover his dish
He’d howl with a histamine headache
If fed anything less than steak. 

Suzanne Delaney

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The German Shepherd terrifies me.
More than any animal I see.
So I stay away,
Every single day
In his giant jaws my flesh I see....

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