Best Geek Poems

"I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud" by William Wordsworth 



I wandered lonely as a geek
Through silent woods and rustling leaves
Down the hill to the flowing creek 
Away from life's stress causing heaves
There I saw a white lovely swan
By magic there appeared a fawn


As the slow...

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I work in an office
where they call me a geek
You can call me a wizard
But  don't call me a freak 



I'm a happy soul
Yes a handy technician
Bright computer buff
handsome and good looking



I keep all the operators
Working it out
If a machine breaks down
I'm here to...

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It started quite some time ago
His name was Pitfall Harry
I learned of bits and algorithms
On a 2600 Atari

And then there came Nintendo
It began my end I think
For I had to rescue Princess Zelda
As a courageous lad named Link

I peered at that screen for hours
Each puzzle,...

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He claims not to be a geek,
Although it has been heard,
That he’s in the science clique.

He denies that he’s a nerd,
But if you quickly check,
His Sci-Fi interest is inferred.

He says he doesn’t like “Star Trek”,
But if you block the TV set,
He’ll often crane his neck.

He...

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Alpha said to Beta
So, How’s that flat?
My Gamma built a Delta
What do you think of that?
Machep sounded off, 
“My Beth!” he cried
Epsilon’z ETA, is
exactly what we need!
Eats in the cooler, 
if you make god.speed.
She gave the Ta
and with one Iota 
proclaimed “Yo, dates! “
I swear...

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There was a woman 
Today at the bookstore
On Bardstown Road
Her hair was purple
With a little green
Mixed in for class
I guess
She had glasses with
Black frames
Wearing a blue dress
Her breasts were pointy
Firm and round
I smiled at her
She smiled a fake smile
And we went
Our separate ways
Too bad I...

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A Geek at Play 

a dork 
from York

mistook 
the rook

for knight
in flight.

defend 
till end?

too late
check mate!

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Her four eyes laugh louder than her mouth,

Her childish lips are funny like that funny stout.

She’s fifteen and is fond of writing about fiction,

She’s the coolest of cool despite of her uncool diction.

 

 

She is both funny and scary when she gets mad.

He secretly...

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Computer-virus
A type of sirus?
Dog eared pedantic
Repetitive on automatic 
Amorphic invasion maybe
Pushing for an erasion
Removing African
Eroding the Eurasians
Punishing most Asians.

Compute such dogma’

Hirsute not an option
In streamlining concoctions
Refuting forbidden
Ideas free and falling,
In ides of transitioning
Islands of resistance
Enlightement most insistent
Fighting fiercely for freedom
Against the force of dis-reason.

Also think...

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I'm letting out the geek in me
he's on a different frequency,
a freak of nature you must see
feeding you the ecstasy,

I've got a brain far superior
and a pencil case by my side,
a foot that's got bacteria 
an athletes foot in my stride,

I could show you my...

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You and you Colored Shorts
& 'Em country flags
The way you'r authoritarian face alike in court
And Your eerie all looking handbag

Your "Lucky" bear all bashed
...
        What's the white stuff on it?! ...
Your glasses seems like a Lab Doc. mask
You...

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Geek is such a simple word
Through my life I've always heard
By so called family and friends
Who always seemed to break and bend
Me in so many directions
I just wanted their attention
To say I felt inside
But too often stubborn pride
Kept emotions held way down
So I would just...

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Completely agitated,
By the lack of understanding;
That allegedly makes up this place,
Unsincere in their "adult" demeanor,
Liars of federal truth,
Yet their paychecks speak non-fiction,
The mass of delegators, think they can mold me;
A statue that has already been set in stone,
Chiseled in imperfection, raw materials of an impressionist...

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I know that you think you are a piece of a*s because you are good in math. 
I know your type of swagger 
You walk around me as if I am not badder. 
The world is round not flat.
You are the scary cat.

The time has...

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My dog's as smart as a geek.
He can bark in English, Arabic, and Greek.
He’s expert in canine mathematics,
can discuss dog-fight aerodynamics,
and is fluent in bow-wow doublespeak.
And yours?

Would it be okay if later today
I brought Bixby by to play
with Boris and Doris 
and Horace and Morris
and...

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