Best Geek Poems
"I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud" by William Wordsworth
I wandered lonely as a geek
Through silent woods and rustling leaves
Down the hill to the flowing creek
Away from life's stress causing heaves
There I saw a white lovely swan
By magic there appeared a fawn
As the slow running water splashed
Then filled a deeper hole for fish
A place to dream and keep my cached
Where those large fish could jump and whish
A place to write some poetry down
Where depressing thoughts could sink and drown
Where microscopic details thrived
Those threatened plants grow high and wide
In this place they truly survive
This past spring trillium I spied
A host of buckeye 'pon the hill
And wild azaleas gave me thrills
Back up the winding trail to home
Spirit filled, soul rested, and still
No need to drift; physically roam
Just let my thoughts of this day fill
In the kitchen in drudgery's grip
From my cup of memories sip
Contest: I Wandered Lonely As
Sponsor: Natasha L. Scragg
Date Written: 09/20/2022
The word Geek today has many definitions or meanings. One is typically connoting an expert or enthusiast obsessed with a hobby or intellectual pursuit.
I work in an office
where they call me a geek
You can call me a wizard
But don't call me a freak
I'm a happy soul
Yes a handy technician
Bright computer buff
handsome and good looking
I keep all the operators
Working it out
If a machine breaks down
I'm here to help out
But don't mess with me
I could ruin your day
One press on your keyboard
And I'll blow you away
You're the one to be left
Looking like a clown
So don't call me a freak
When I ain't around
I work in an office
where they call me a geek
You can call me a wizard
But never a freak
The workers in here
They come and they go
I belong in this office
I'm part of the show
Yes
I work in an office
Where they call me a geek
Not very polite
But it's better than freak
© Copyright KC. Leake
10th January 2015
All Rights Reserved
Purely Fictional !!
It started quite some time ago
His name was Pitfall Harry
I learned of bits and algorithms
On a 2600 Atari
And then there came Nintendo
It began my end I think
For I had to rescue Princess Zelda
As a courageous lad named Link
I peered at that screen for hours
Each puzzle, each riddle, each stage
And Gannon was no match for me
My frenzied button rage
The torch then passed to Genesis
And with it Altered Beast
Addicted to those graphics
My life outside had ceased
Compulsion soon would fade
I slowly began to bore
Then Sony created the gamers dream
To brilliant to ignore
Dazzled bye amazing play
lost for a year or two
Acting as an exercise scarecrow
And girl repellant too
So now I have no gaming system
But it seems that my PC
Is the summit of Geek Mountain
And that's where you'll find me.
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That last line written years ago
Such games are no longer fun
For Im filled with glee and happy to be
Reaquainted with the sun
He claims not to be a geek,
Although it has been heard,
That he’s in the science clique.
He denies that he’s a nerd,
But if you quickly check,
His Sci-Fi interest is inferred.
He says he doesn’t like “Star Trek”,
But if you block the TV set,
He’ll often crane his neck.
He says he’s not a dweeb and yet,
Ask him about his PhD,
He’ll know the answer you can bet.
If he’d stop denying it he’d see,
I’m just as big a geek as he!
Alpha said to Beta
So, How’s that flat?
My Gamma built a Delta
What do you think of that?
Machep sounded off,
“My Beth!” he cried
Epsilon’z ETA, is
exactly what we need!
Eats in the cooler,
if you make god.speed.
She gave the Ta
and with one Iota
proclaimed “Yo, dates! “
I swear I told you?
I dared ya,
to a Nu game and
Kappa the lamb did too….
So, How can A.man
be in only one place
when a woman
is always in two?
Omicron,
our best phenomenon
How do, you like your Pi?
In a Rho, sea glass
filled to the brim?
Served …
with a scampi
and why?
The Sigma signaled and
the meanings mingled
Stomata.the.Roma
said a tometa,
was a Stigma.
Thank You @Phi
Chips! it is.
Omegawd…
did; the
gamma
get
aWay?
There was a woman
Today at the bookstore
On Bardstown Road
Her hair was purple
With a little green
Mixed in for class
I guess
She had glasses with
Black frames
Wearing a blue dress
Her breasts were pointy
Firm and round
I smiled at her
She smiled a fake smile
And we went
Our separate ways
Too bad I said
She was a nerd
Just a geek
Just my type
Her four eyes laugh louder than her mouth,
Her childish lips are funny like that funny stout.
She’s fifteen and is fond of writing about fiction,
She’s the coolest of cool despite of her uncool diction.
She is both funny and scary when she gets mad.
He secretly likes her because she’s averbose brad.
Her leadership outstands in a troop so well,
Her glasses of wisdom are equipped in an infinite duel.
Looking that cad standing with her old pink fashioned device,
Is the Jane of all trades who exerts county efforts that thrice.
Out of nowhere is the girl who is a friend of anyone,
She is as bubbly as me who is likable by everyone.
Peeping the next years of her life,
Is the girl who is bounded of glitters of cozy lite.
Peeping the next years of her one long battle,
Is a courageous success without a fearful rattle.
A Geek at Play
a dork
from York
mistook
the rook
for knight
in flight.
defend
till end?
too late
check mate!
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© 26th October 2016
I'm letting out the geek in me
he's on a different frequency,
a freak of nature you must see
feeding you the ecstasy,
I've got a brain far superior
and a pencil case by my side,
a foot that's got bacteria
an athletes foot in my stride,
I could show you my toe
with my in growing nail,
I could blow my nose
or fart out a smell,
H2O on my Epiglottis
stops fluid to my Trachea,
you don't know what that is
absolutely no idea,
Stuck in a Freaky Friday I must
touch Miss Lindsay Lohan's bust,
but then I feel her down below
and all I flipping feel is crust,
See this is the geek in me,
virgin nerdy freaky,
bird is a word, I'm free,
a bumblebee,
flying up high over trees
when I have the right breeze
but if I ever fly out to sea
I'm sure I'd be deceased.
You and you Colored Shorts
& 'Em country flags
The way you'r authoritarian face alike in court
And Your eerie all looking handbag
Your "Lucky" bear all bashed
...
What's the white stuff on it?! ...
Your glasses seems like a Lab Doc. mask
You like totally cart an aid kit
I get why you study
But 24/7 no amusement,no messing
And like get why you ditch the Fuglies
But Does your house have any manner of reflection>?
And your breathe's all fishy
It's russian dish you venerate so much
And you start revering to be a jocky
But Sport:YOU can totally not touch
But guess what
You non-understood fool
All what your personality got
Just makes me wanna drool @.@
*Huba* *Huba*
Computer-virus
A type of sirus?
Dog eared pedantic
Repetitive on automatic
Amorphic invasion maybe
Pushing for an erasion
Removing African
Eroding the Eurasians
Punishing most Asians.
Compute such dogma’
Hirsute not an option
In streamlining concoctions
Refuting forbidden
Ideas free and falling,
In ides of transitioning
Islands of resistance
Enlightement most insistent
Fighting fiercely for freedom
Against the force of dis-reason.
Also think again?
On that verbiage?
Does it define our
Stagnant garbiage?
©Joe Maverick 13-6-2022
Geek is such a simple word
Through my life I've always heard
By so called family and friends
Who always seemed to break and bend
Me in so many directions
I just wanted their attention
To say I felt inside
But too often stubborn pride
Kept emotions held way down
So I would just wait around
Hearing things about how I
Was so fragile and would cry
When they told me how I need
To loosen up and be free
Take a drink once in a while
But that was no in my style
To use booze for having fun
I'm me, not like everyone
Who think they need to follow
Others, but it leaves them hollow
Acting different than they are
Will not get them very far
Because their real identity
Isn't what is being seen
So I'd rather be a nerd
And have my true self be heard
Even though I'm getting pressure
I will be my own great treasure
Sticking to not doing things
Drugs, alcohol, and smoking
Are three vices I won't do
Seeing what others went through
In my life and I will not
Take away what's in my heart
And keep a promise that I made
Never to make those same mistakes
It's a lot of fun,
being a geek on the beach,
He dug thirty-two escudos',
in less than a week.
all solid gold,
from the lost fleet.
He found fourteen more,
and stayed for three weeks.
With some of the score,
bought a custom jeep.
Yup, it's a lot of fun,
being a Geek on the Beach.
The crux of this poem,
is mostly just luck.
Though dreams come true,
near Vero, His did.
©7 Spot Winner - Artimus The Poet, Susan Manley 12/24/2024
Inspired by a meme and my boyfriend.
Geek
Pass me a tablet
Pass me my phone
I'll order a take-out
To arrive here by drone
My eyes may be square
But behind them you'll see
One hundred percent human
Undespicable me
It's hard to relate
When your words are at loss
Though I'm happiest really
Ninja fighting a boss
There's a place sitting by me
Though I'm never apart
From my digital world
There's a space in my heart
I just need to complete
Not a level or zone
But this half finished person
To declare myself "home"
Jinjagoliath
5th February 2023