Best Garfield Poems
Below are the all-time best Garfield poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of garfield poems written by PoetrySoup members
Garfield and JonGarfield, a loveable famous, lazy cat,
Who likes to eat and eat, that’s why he’s fat,
Jon his companion, Garfield’s friend or foe dude,
On call twenty four...
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Categories:
garfield, cat,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
garfield, funny,
Form:
Clerihew
A Tabby Named GarfieldHere's a kitty that knows his own mind.
For goodness sakes-don't call him fat!
Diets are not his thing you'll find.
He's a very single minded cat.
His very...
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Categories:
garfield, cat, character, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
garfield, cat, food, friend, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Garfield Secret AgentRemember that cat named Garfield?
You know, that big ole lazy cat?
He slept all day, eatin' nothing but lasagna
Til he woke up one day fat
Well, did...
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Categories:
garfield, funnycat,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
garfield, food, friend, fun, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Annulment Coming UpI blame me brother for the likes of this predicament,
when we pub crawled up to Bunyip, and where our night was spent.
Thank God I wasn’t...
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Categories:
garfield, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Why!I was there
On my way to Laflin when the 55th and Garfield bus slowed down.
He should have been passed out from excitement like other...
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Categories:
garfield, life, loss, sorry, blue,
Form:
Free verse
A Garfield's ChristmasWhat would this fat lazy house cat ask for Christmas you might ask?
No squeaking cat toys oh no, forget those cat nipped laced
Mice’s too, for...
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Categories:
garfield, cat, celebration, christmas, holiday,
Form:
Free verse
Hump DayI am so weary it is the middle of the week some call it hump day, but I don’t seem to be walking around with...
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Categories:
garfield, write, sweet, drink, red,
Form:
Free verse
A Cat's LifeIn a cat's life.We get a rubber mouse,
a shoe string, or a butterfly to play with.
In a cat's life.We get names like Sylvester,
Felix,...
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Categories:
garfield, cat, pets,
Form:
Ballade
Presidents' DaySchools are closed, there is no mail
And stores hold special sales.
To honor our first president,
That’s what this day entails.
Though technically, our 16th prez
Is celebrated, too.
To...
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Categories:
garfield, presidents day,
Form:
Rhyme
Ode To CatsCome 'ere kitty eyes so green
Tell me why you're so dang mean
Climbin' curtins and the walls
Midnight rampage through the halls
Chasin' air but never rats
You should...
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Categories:
garfield, funny, hate,
Form:
Couplet
At Your ServiceBe patient, please. I heard you call.
I'm in the kitchen getting lunch.
To please you, Dear, I will not stall.
I know it's been a while since...
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Categories:
garfield, pets,
Form:
Quatrain
Categories:
garfield, adventure, caregiving, childhood, daughter,
Form:
Couplet