Garfield was with Jon,
sitting on the lawn.
Waiting for pizza to arrive,
sitting under a beehive.
Garfield and Jon,
took the pizza and were gone.
They left smoke in their wake,
dinner was pizza not steak.
Categories:
garfield, cat, food, fun, giggle,
Form: Clerihew
Garfield and Jon, were sitting on the lawn. Waiting for their pizza to arrive, the delivery guy said you are sitting under a beehive.
Garfield and Jon, took the pizza and were gone. They left smoke in their wake, dinner was pizza and steak.
Date Written: 8/29/2021
Categories:
garfield, best friend, cat, food,
Form: Clerihew
Here's a kitty that knows his own mind.
For goodness sakes-don't call him fat!
Diets are not his thing you'll find.
He's a very single minded cat.
His very favorite sport is fishing.
Running a marathon he'd never do.
For a nice long nap is what he's wishing.
Annoying Odie might be fun too!
He admires himself more every day.
No self esteem issues trouble him.
Doesn't care what he might weigh.
He'll eat lasagna just on a whim.
His double chin has been pointed out.
Yet he chooses to ignore it all.
If you push him too far he will shout
"I'm not too fat- I'm just under-tall "
written 5/18/2015
Categories:
garfield, cat, character, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Garfield the cat
So lazy and fat.
Lasagna his favorite treat.
That cat loves to eat.
For PD's Battle of the Clerihews #2
** Once you get started on these clerihews its hard to stop - lol
Categories:
garfield, funny,
Form: Clerihew
Garfield is quite the cat
Although too lazy to chase a rat!
Has a bear named Pooky; Chicken named Stretch
But can treat John like a wretch!
Picks on Odie; Poor little dog
And can sleep like a log!
So if you want to meet a cat
Read Garfield; He's funny and fat!
Categories:
garfield, children, funny
Form: Couplet
Remember that cat named Garfield?
You know, that big ole lazy cat?
He slept all day, eatin' nothing but lasagna
Til he woke up one day fat
Well, did you know he was a secret agent?
Yep, he worked for the C. I. A
See, no one would ever suspect a cat
And they just wouldn't try to get away
He was a real cool cat, as cool cats go
Nothing like that fake, "James Bond"
See, Garfield traveled all over the world
Even to England, you know across the pond?
He had some real cool gadgets too
That was hidden inside his paws
That cat even had a death ray
But only if he extended his claws
They didn't have to pay him money either
Lasagna, was his only price
See, there's a reason, that's all he'd ever eat
Cause he was just to fat to catch mice
Garfield was also popular with the ladies
It was something about his tail
But, see, that wasn't the only reason
He'd share his lasagna as well
Well, that's my story, he's retired now
They say he just got too fat
But before I go, there's just one more thing
Do you like my drawing of a cat?
,,,=^..^=,,, Meow
Categories:
garfield, funnycat,
Form: Rhyme
Let's face it you're getting old
You can't deny it
Your time has come to retire
You didn't get fired, more like you quit
You say you'll miss us
But I know that's not true
You're glad to be home
You'll pretend to be Garfield, that's what you'll do
You might miss having something to do
But tv will take it's place
You'll kick back and relax
Next time I see you, you'll have a real smile on your face
So enjoy your retirement
Be Garfield for more than a day
You've served your time in this prison (school)
But tech. it's time to be on your way
Categories:
garfield, dedication, funny, life, school,
Form: I do not know?
(This is a fictional poem)
Last month I bought Garfield the cat.
Several hours later I really regretted that.
He kept eating all of my food and kicking my dog off the table.
I wanted to afford food for him but I wasn't able.
Last week I couldn't believe what I saw.
Garfield took a dump on my new couch and that was the last straw.
I put him in a box and shipped him over sea.
I feel sorry for the person who gets him in Germany.
Categories:
garfield, angst, animals, funny, food,
Form: I do not know?