Garfield Poems - Poems about Garfield

...I will always hate the colour orange. Consider: Last meeting was on promoting sales of necklaces, The folder given was orange. Going home was a one-lane affair, An orange sign stated, “Works Ah......Read the rest...

...Ratatouille’s Remy Chef hat on rat Mighty Mouse Small mouse moves house Tigger He knew the Pooh Porky Pig Utters stutters Yogi Bear’s Snack Yogi Hoagie Bugs Funn......Read the rest...

...1. Write a poem 2. Call up an old friend 3. Read a book 4. Make sandwiches to save for later 5. Call your mom 6. Go for a walk 7. Go for a jog 8. Draw fantastical creatures 9. Eat healthy sna......Read the rest...

...Jane wearing red Garfield wears blue Jane's red hat flew When the wind blew Roses are red Roses are white Roses are pink They are all found planted in the ground......Read the rest...

..."Give me coffee and no one gets hurt" Jim Davis's Garfield, the cat I just woke up; it’s coffee time. I’ve craved strong brew for fifty years. With flavored creamer—Umm, sublime! I just wok......Read the rest...

...Sitting here watching TV about the Sherlock Homes tales,  we are all biting our nails.                                               <>...Read the rest...

...Garfield sits with hooded eyes of distain  Claiming the computer shelf as his domain With a smirk resembling a grimace of pain From to much commotion he craves mundane  Gifted to girl who he th......Read the rest...

...I would like to do an interview with you, "OK what are your questions but don't make me blue." ......Read the rest...

...My Love, G Your skin glows like the mango skin blossoms desirable as the flowers in the purest hope of spring. My yearning heart rises to your steel band voice and leaps like a female goa......Read the rest...

...Garfield and Jon,                                                                were sitting on the lawn.                                                    <>...Read the rest...

...Lasagna Obession Hear this one Magnificent Obsession Garfield and I captives of an "OCD" dream Savory lasagna - our confession - A gooey, cheesy delicious extreme. Garfield and I captives of......Read the rest...

...Garfield knows the joys of relaxation Happily, self-absorbed, his napping seems, There can be no better explanation For the bubble picture showing his dreams. Happily, self-absorbed, his nappin......Read the rest...

...1971 Amtrak service be gone On October 1st Walt Disney world officially opens We all really love them candy treats Really want them chocolate candies Willy Wonka was Gene Wilder Re......Read the rest...

...I blame me brother for the likes of this predicament, when we pub crawled up to Bunyip, and where our night was spent. Thank God I wasn’t in the driver’s seat, ‘cause we wouldn’t be alive, but me......Read the rest...

...Justice and Equity Justice and Equity is like a blindfolded man going into a war zone He knows he will not die knowing anything, hearing all the loud silence around him. His brain-blowing like th......Read the rest...