Garfield Secret Agent

Remember that cat named Garfield? You know, that big ole lazy cat? He slept all day, eatin' nothing but lasagna Til he woke up one day fat Well, did you know he was a secret agent? Yep, he worked for the C. I. A See, no one would ever suspect a cat And they just wouldn't try to get away He was a real cool cat, as cool cats go Nothing like that fake, "James Bond" See, Garfield traveled all over the world Even to England, you know across the pond? He had some real cool gadgets too That was hidden inside his paws That cat even had a death ray But only if he extended his claws They didn't have to pay him money either Lasagna, was his only price See, there's a reason, that's all he'd ever eat Cause he was just to fat to catch mice Garfield was also popular with the ladies It was something about his tail But, see, that wasn't the only reason He'd share his lasagna as well Well, that's my story, he's retired now They say he just got too fat But before I go, there's just one more thing Do you like my drawing of a cat? ,,,=^..^=,,, Meow