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Poem Number 1700



This is my poem No. Seventeen Hundred Gadzooks, that's a boatload of poems Think my brain would have turned to mush Or perhaps I'd wind up in a home Nope, it appears I'm as prolific as ever Have delayed my downhill slide Inevitable as it is, I'm fighting it off still With the help of my blushing bride Still call her honey after all these years I refuse to let time win the battle No matter the years or how grey I get This dude refuses to get rattled It doesn't hurt that I come from good stock Seven siblings lived to seventy or more I tend to overeat, I break all the rules But I'm still winning the damn war So getting back to my poems, let me know If you notice I'm on a downhill slide Sure wouldn't want to embarrass myself After all, I've still got my pride © Jack Ellison 2015


Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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Bonkers



I'm afraid to comment on our extra warm winter Afraid I might break the spell This here's only between me and youse guys From the roof tops I wanna yell Hallelujah, gadzooks, feels like the tropics Went out without a coat yesterday Is this guy nuts? Has he gone totally bonkers? Sure feels like a spring day in May Dream on little fellow, you're delusional methinks You're in for a brush with reality Oh well I've heard those psychiatric institutions Are nice with a air of tranquility But sadly it eventually will come to an end And I'll be all hunkered down inside Turning the thermostat to “sizzling” again A heat rash will redden my hide Wrote this a year ago as we were experiencing one of the mildest winter on record! This year... ugh!... back to normal! Been dumped on a few times! © Jack Ellison 2012


Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2013




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Plain Speak

Blizzards!, My Gizzards!, 

This Blustering Bloke,

 Keeps Mustering Mayhems With Words That He Spoke,

 Great Snakes!, Eureka! and Holy Cow! Too, 

Crimey! and Gadzooks! and A Tempestuous Toodle-Doo!,

 Shazam! and Golly Willikers! with a Pinch of Vamoose!

 Scram!, Gosh Damn!, and a Final Sacre Bleu!


Copyright © Donald Reith | Year Posted 2012

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Zowie, Yikes And Holy Gadzooks

Zowie, yikes
And holy gadzooks!
It's that really silly
Poetry kook

Coming at you
With giggles galore
Funnies, chuckles
And so much more

A formula for sailing
Right through the day
Laugh at your troubles
It's better that way

No sense complaining
It makes you feel sad
Just think of it folks
Things really aren't bad

It could be worse
You could live in a shoe
Have dozens of kids
And animals too

No place to sit
While watching TV
Need to draw numbers
For a seat if you please

I'm a bit off the track
'Cause it's all about fun
Choose every day
To follow the sun

Really no matter
If clouds fill the sky
You can still go 'round
With a gleam in your eye

Zowie, yikes
And holy gadzooks!
Hope I've helped
Getting rid of your spooks

If just for an instant
Or just for a while
It's mission accomplished
If I've made someone smile


Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2012

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Zowie Yikes And Holy Gadzooks



Zowie, yikes And holy gadzooks! It's that really silly Poetry kook Coming at you With giggles galore Funnies, chuckles And so much more A formula for sailing Right through the day Laugh at your troubles It's better that way No sense complaining It makes you feel sad Just think of it folks Things aren't that bad It could be worse You could live in a shoe Have dozens of kids And animals too No place to sit While watching TV Need to draw numbers For a seat if you please I'm a bit off the mark 'Cause it's all about fun Choose every day To follow the sun Really no matter If clouds fill the sky You can still go 'round With a gleam in your eye Zowie, yikes And holy gadzooks! Hope I've helped Getting rid of your spooks If just for an instant Or just for a while It's mission accomplished If I've made you guys smile! © Jack Ellison 2014


Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2014

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Gadzooks

Check out the Gadzooks
on that one
the nasty boys say

I say go to your corner
and cry
like the children you are

Come back out
when you have grown up.


Copyright © Logan Gilley | Year Posted 2016