Best Floppy Poems

It was a windy summer day,
in the quaint, little island town.
Wind gusts coming from the bay,
pulling flags and umbrellas down.

I watched a little girl,
running through the sand.
Laughing she would spin and twirl,
a seashell clasped in her hand.

One thing stood out from the rest,
a large floppy...

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Did you ever wake up with parts still asleep
You arms feel all floppy and those aren't your feet
They're attached they are
But it feels bizarre
Don't try walking, bad words you'll excrete...

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Did you ever wake up with parts still asleep
You arm feels foreign and those aren't your feet
They're attached they are
But it feels bizarre
Don't try walking, bad words you'll excrete...

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If you ever espy a latitudinally
and longitudinally challenged
older yet shopping savvy woman,
(wedded to yours truly
for almost twenty six years),
who stands approximately
four feet and ten inches
a strong hunch that gal
stacks up as mine missus,
she dons costumed headwear
to avoid station identification,

whenever she steps out
into the public limelight
anywhere...

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left behind on beach 
filled with sand and seashells 
the days treasure trove...

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Frolicking friendly fricken floppy fish
Splashed with contentment in his glass bowl dish
It’s time to make a wish, make a wish, make a wish
Said faerie godmother of this cute little fish

I have more than enough, the fricken floppy fish said.
I am happy with my home, this...

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