Best Feature Poems
**** Over FeatureIt’s called a Blitz
It’s more like ****
**** on the feel of it
**** on those gone before
Before when readers were respected
Before some tortured verse unnecessarily
Unnecessarily complicated composition
Unnecessarily nurtures the arbitrary
Arbitrary in its construction
Arbitrary in direction
Direction Now there’s a laugh its
Direction is but aimless wandering
wandering here...
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Categories:
feature, abuse, art, devotion, emo,
Form:
Blitz
Feature Those Creatures Getting ReadyA misconception is the tale
That we should dread October's spell
It's time to wear your scary faces
For cloudy nights, and creepy spaces!
Mummies stretch by light of day
Ghouls in shadows want to play
Ghosts, behind the pillars, peek
They practice wailing, tune their shrieks
Spiders weave around the room
A wart-nosed...
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Categories:
feature, funny, imagination,
Form:
Rhyme
Next Year, In the Movie Titles, To Any Feature FilmNext year, in the movie titles, to any Feature Film,
It will be mandatory to state such an important factor,
" No animals were eaten, maimed or killed,
And there was no sexual harassment of any actor!"...
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Categories:
feature, funny, sexy,
Form:
Quatrain
Me Best FeatureWhat is my best physical feature,
I look in the mirror and all I see is a sea creature.
Is it me bald head I ask?
But when is see me face it looks like a week old rusk.
No
Uh! Me lips
No, no, they look like half chewed...
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Categories:
feature, funnyme, sea, me, sea,
Form:
Rhyme
A Feature PleaseAlmost five years to this day.
One feature to speak of while others have tons what more can I say.
I know my words arent exactly always nice.
But life is a gamble so I always use loaded dice.
Sure im a bit of a outlaw but im...
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Categories:
feature, funnyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Black Cloud FeatureLost black clouds skitter across the sky
ice backs
reach to connect
black clouds as the blow across my window
heavy rain for days now
lost black clouds blow black against my eyes
I close them
lost in summary
lost in allegory
just
lost...
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Categories:
feature, adventure, beautiful,
Form:
Free verse
Canary Birds Are a Feature of Canary IslandsCanary birds are a feature of Canary Islands,
But in the Canary Islands, their is not so easy to found.
On the Virgin Islands are problems of similar kinds,
One can barely see any canaries flying around!...
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Categories:
feature, bird, fun,
Form:
Quatrain
Best Safety Feature Found AroundBest Safety Feature Found Around
Went to have car annual safety inspection.
They had an NRA magazine there with
Trump on it. Looked through it and all
I saw was death and killing so I wrote
this Horn limerick.
Here is what I have to say about handgun;
Never think about owning...
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Categories:
feature, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Every Curve Every FeatureMy one true love,
The loveliest creature,
A pair of emerald eyes,
Blazing promised paradise,
Silken lips, full with fiery passion,
No more beautiful figure, could anyone ever fashion,
First saw her, on that Puerto Vallarta moonlit night,
Seeing first only beauty, then love by morning's light,
We laughed and loved that...
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Categories:
feature, love, romance, sensual, ,
Form:
Rhyme
Not Everyone Will Feature In Your FutureNot everyone will make it to your future,
some only come to give you some lecture.
Forget past parasites, they are gone;
forgive yourself, the deed has been done.
Apprectiate those who are with you today,
only the true friends will eventually stay.
Open your heart, the best is yet to...
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Categories:
feature, break up,
Form:
Couplet
Double FeatureDouble Feature
Flashback! Three friends of childhood featuring a blond, brunette and red-head
Sharing the script of summer days and rain soaked winter afternoon
Unfolding documentary of roads ocean journey to California, Colorado and Norway.
Zoom in on a movie set in a California market on a long summer’s...
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Categories:
feature, friendship, life,
Form:
Verse
Double FeatureMars is such a long way off
Flying there could be quite tough
Let's set up intermediate stations
On each one take long vacations
If we ever get to Mars, then good
And if not ~ Well, that's Hollywood!...
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Categories:
feature, film, giggle, planet, space,
Form:
Light Verse
Friend Had a FeatureFriend Had A Feature
A friend of mine had a fine feature;
Had ability to speak like a teacher;
Patience too;
Always knew;
About any subject were a reacher.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
feature, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Double FeatureDouble Feature
David J Walker
Every today
And
Every tonight
10,000 ways to
To capture each in
High gloss
Black & White
All in sequenced order
When touched turned into a
Moving motion picture
Framed in Technicolor
While I take my seat
At the border
Repeating the lines
That were mine
Now printed and cut
The...
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Categories:
feature, allegory, allusion,
Form:
Rhyme
The Were-Lings' OdeAnd then, this good morning, how happy and glad you will be, day by day, week by week, year by year!
Who has not seen the dawn?
Who has not held the joy of sunrise?
When it came on, what was it but as if some eternal light...
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Categories:
feature, anxiety, poetry,
Form:
Free verse