A Feature Please

Almost five years to this day.
One feature to speak of while others have tons what more can I say.
I know my words arent exactly always nice.
But life is a gamble  so I always use loaded dice.

Sure im a bit of a outlaw but im really a nice well sometimes alright
guy.
I can drop the jokes the wild nights and the whiskey
well I think I can try.

Hey I can write poems that are wholesome they'll
be so sweet and boring.
I'll make a thousand comments on peoples work
never reading a single one i'll have everyone
on the soup snoring.

Yes just a simple feature like ya give most people
for just farting on a page.
I probaly seem bitter after five years  im starting 
to show some age.

I belive haileys comet is more visable than me .
But that's okay dear soup at my pace i'll probaly 
get a feature again  by the time im seventy three.

Whats wrong with making people laugh beats 
making them fall asleep.
If ya pay ya get a feature every other month
really no secret to keep.

But hey I'll be big about it as im crying begging on two bad knee's.
Come on I'll be your best friend by ya a bottle  of the 
best  just give me a dam feature please.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009



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Date: 10/19/2009 7:42:00 AM
I had to laugh at this..but I understand..as one of those who "paid" to be featured once in a while. Ill go back and see what youve had to say...BG
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Date: 10/19/2009 6:14:00 AM
I'll have to see how many of your poems that I have read. I know that I have read some of them. It is an interesting topic here. Keep writing. Sara
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