Me Best Feature

What is my best physical feature,
I look in the mirror and all I see is a sea creature.

Is it me bald head I ask?
But when is see me face it looks like a week old rusk.
No 

Uh! Me lips
No, no, they look like half chewed chips.

Mmmm! Could be… me eyes
Na! they look like sad mud pies

It’s got to be me lovely slim legs
Nope they sound like two swordsmen have a fight or like tent pegs

May be.. me height
I’ll asked me wife, “If it wasn’t for your body and your face you’d be alright.”

Well there it is me best feature
A sea creature
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Wesley Avatar
July 6, 2011 at 9:11 AM
I'd really love to have a look at you Sid but I don't believe you are as described but it wass funny.
Cooper Avatar
May 3, 2011 at 12:28 PM
lol but you are lovely to another sea creature! and green is my favorite color!
Devonshire Avatar
April 27, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Very funny poem, Sidney, but I think you're probably being too hard on yourself. Tell your wife Poseidon is out to get her -- beware the trident! Best wishes in the contest with this witty entry. Love, Carolyn
Hendricks Avatar
April 26, 2011 at 5:41 PM
I enjoyed this one, Sid. Good contest material indeed. Good luck!! I'm rooting for you. ^__^
Rutherford Avatar
April 26, 2011 at 12:24 PM
I love it Sidney , only a man who is self-assured could pen a fabulous poem like this.Kudos my friend . Anne
Neels Avatar
April 25, 2011 at 9:56 PM
Lol crossing the oceans should not be a problem for you then Mr. Sea Creature lol enjoyed this Sid ;) hope your week will be an awesome one, love W
A   Avatar
April 25, 2011 at 2:39 PM
LOL... Yup your still you no matter what sea you come from... what a delight to know my imaginable lover is not the only creepy looking one... well should I say his best features... lol... take care... always p.d.
Beck Avatar
April 25, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Sid....very very funny....its exactly me own humour....Syd
Onclaud Avatar
April 25, 2011 at 2:17 AM
rib-tickling, sid... and way too smart s well!! going for the winning trail! love it! :) huggs, nette
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